shittin on ur whole life

…I’ll relay that message.

Hardcore Mario Kart.

He got REALLY EXCITED when I read that to him.

I have silly hats to accompany the accents. 

…I’ll relay that message.

Hardcore Mario Kart.

He’ll be over tomorrow.

Key’s on the back porch. I’ll probably be sleeping.

He wants to ask if you’d like to see a movie with him.

Sounds like a date.

Of course.

Seb's not going to be home all day tomorrow.

He’ll be over tomorrow.

Key’s on the back porch. I’ll probably be sleeping.

He wants to ask if you’d like to see a movie with him.

Sounds like a date.

He’ll be over tomorrow.

Key's on the back porch. I'll probably be sleeping.

He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

And i’m the fairy fucking godmother! You’re a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

Okay.

Stop that, you know i’m not serious. 

He says tell him when.

Anytime's fine. I quit my job so i've just been skulking around the house.

He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

And i’m the fairy fucking godmother! You’re a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

Okay.

Stop that, you know i'm not serious. 

He’s working as a car mechanic because he’s a car guy.

And i'm the fairy fucking godmother! You're a rotten best friend. Buy me a new car, fucker.

This is a fucking joke.

You’re right. I was lying.

Stop. I get it.

Where's he working?

Oh, Elena came over and purged the place of bad spirits.

Did she touch you? Have you showered?

Burned my clothes.

Great. First she exists, then she exists around children. 

Oh, Elena came over and purged the place of bad spirits.

Did she touch you? Have you showered?