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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

my new year’s resolution is to stop

i love blurry photographs of people on adventures because someone wanted to record the moment but they were having too much fun to take a good photograph.

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.