Things I've seen

Wow, I get to be; server, cook, manager and dishwasher tonight. All for one low rate. Feeling the #SchizeLord power flowing through me.

When you want to ride shiny and chrome, and bring the family. #MadMax

#Whoa That's an inappropriate hashtag. Didn't know I was making this when I started it. Was just going to be a pin cushion for all the needles floating around. Now it's part of something, bigger. LOL #vague

Oh boy, I #voted Get out and vote early, most towns do it. Go vote kids, it's our civic duty. Yes, I just said duty and I'm serious. VOTE VOTE VOTE.

Watching #TeenTitans when, all the sudden #MadMax reference. Love all the nods to pop culture.

Cool ass pin I got, I also got to see #StarTrek as well. #SuperGood Really liked the movie.

Oh, okay. Screw me, I guess. #TMobile why you funking with me?

All these #ComicCon trailers got me like.

We've got tiny pencils at work, they fit into my tiny notepad. #WritingJoy #stationaryaddict

Why would you even have a spot for twos #TwoDollaBillsYall Why would you, even. For real?

I don't automatically despise people, but for you I'll be flexible. #CalvinPissingMoron #NotCalvin

1 hour difference. #Wisconsin

Shit's weak #Wisconsin 107, fuck. This is #ridiculous

Just like when my eyes are red. #DontUseWhileLit

Night Trouble - Video

Three friends found a body in the woods, the police have arrived. The situation is not getting better. (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zkg4KbQMB8)

Wow, my predictive words knew how drunk I was the other night. #ShouldntIPuke