Cracking a cold one with the cold one

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

i hate eating food in the summer. why are you making me do this. i should be able to pull a reverse bear gambit where i eat a lot of nutrients all winter and fall and spring and then i sleep all summer. alternately if it's hot outside i should be able to survive comfortably by eating fruit and lettuces and perhaps sometimes ice cream. there should be NO physical consequences for doing this when it's above, like, 65F or 18C.

aestivation. they should let me aestivate. in the manner of certain tortoises.

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

red fucking alert if you’re currently experiencing a beautiful spring day after a long and brutal winter DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT spring it is FALSE SPRING we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF COLD do NOT let your guard down

Southern hemisphere version: red fucking alert if you're currently experiencing a beautiful fall day after a long and brutal summer DO NOT TRUST IT this is NOT fall it is FALSE FALL we still have SEVERAL WEEKS OF HOT do NOT ler your guard down

Unrestrained winter fun