the snowclone zone

Wife who wouldn't still love me if I was a springtail

just involuntarily said out loud "would you still love me if I had general content warnings that might apply to the current post?"

would you still love me if i was maladaptive?

you would still love me if we sought my buried inheritance

would you still love me if i was an orangecel desaturoid?

would you still love me if i refused to break kayfabe?

Every collar is a dog collar when you dog collars

You would still love me if i was a black-capped chickadee

what if i was a cow and you chilled me?

You would still love me if I was a barn owl

the earlygirl birdgirl catchesgirl the wormgirl

Just unthinkingly said to my gf "would you still love me if I was a worm" and it took a couple seconds before I remember that's the original form of that snowclone

what if i was a sphynx of black quartz?

would you still love me if i was a keysmash?