i wanna go to the moon

chapter 2 is finally up!

yall fuckin with dungeon crawler carl?

ok new question. can u guys start fuckin with dungeon crawler carl more

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

forgot i was updating u guys and accidentally played for 100 hours oops. here's the update: i think the entirety of kuttenberg's economy relies on me now. and im gay :) except my fucking boyfriend wont talk to me anymore

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/

mr black bartosch kinda sexy as hell

started playing kcd2 yesterday. booted up the game knowing two (2) things: 1. its an rpg and 2. u can be gay. i said well okay sign me up. my darling mutuals wouldnt lie to me right? 8 hours later im drunk. im barefoot. im on 38 health. nobody will let me sleep anywhere. my dog is starving. ive made 2 horseshoes and it took me 30 real life minutes. men keep telling me i look like a sturdy lad and i say is this a joke to you? i get winded throwing one punch. AND IM NOT EVEN GAY

ok update. slept. acquired shoes. fed my dog. found my apparently ugly as fuck horse. did a few sidequests. i even got laid. things are looking up for henry of skalitz! still not gay :/