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when home is the forest

mother nature always feels the safest<3

🌙🧸 bedtime stimboard 🧸🌙

“lights out, kiddo! and have sweet dreams, okay? ♡”

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Aziraphale would love to read you stories and dress you up in different outfits— only the best treatment for his little :)

Crowley would always be taking you out for rides in his Bentley, going high above the speed limit just to see you giggle. He makes sure you’re safe, of course, but Aziraphale still gets angry—“You’re going to scare them!”

They both spoil you a TON, especially Aziraphale. They just love to see you happy

Crowley wouldn’t read books to you, but he’d tell you his own stories from all the adventures he’s been on over the years

Aziraphale would do his magic tricks for you, despite Crowley insisting on him stopping

Crowley, forgetting how little you are, would offer you adult things like wine, and Aziraphale would have to jump in and stop him from getting you drunk. Things like the concept of age are a bit confusing to them sometimes!!

Aziraphale would try and bake all sorts of recipes and have you be his taste tester. He’d make you whatever you want, and there will always be pastries available :) If there’s any extra batter left on the spoon, he lets you lick it, and you’re always invited to help him bake!

Crowley gets you your own toy plant set so that when he waters his plants, you don’t feel left out

Although they might not understand, they’d let you infodump to them about anything you want, and if they see things related to your interests in public, they’d immediately buy it for you

They already sort of instinctively knew what to do when you first started regressing, but they still research about age regression anyway so they know that they’re doing the best for you

Crowley would help you get up to all sorts of mischief. Aziraphale acts annoyed and scolds Crowley for encouraging it, but he really finds it adorable

When it comes to things like punishment, Aziraphale feels horrible. The most he would do is a time out, but afterwards, he’d cuddle you and apologize and do whatever he could to make it up to you. Crowley, on the other hand, would explain to you why what you did was wrong, and if you did it again, he’d have to take some of your toys away :( He would always give them back straight after and apologize, though, but it’s what has to be done!

Crowley goes into his snake form whenever you want to cuddle and wraps his body around you

Aziraphale is great at de-escalating—if you’re upset or something bad might be about to happen, he always knows how to make you feel better!

Crowley would miracle little things like stars or butterflies for you to look at when you’re upset!

If you asked, they’d have their wings out so you can play with them and stare at them :) Especially Crowley, he doesn’t mind if you tug on his feathers

Aziraphale would absolutely love to have a tea party with you and your stuffies! He might take it a bit too seriously at times, but it’s never not fun

Aziraphale:

He will instantly become protective if he over hears someone being mean towards his little or at them. It doesn't matter he is a protective Angel and will go off on them... in the most polite way.

He will use nicknames like Little Dove, Little Angel, Dove, etc

Aziraphale will put on calming classical music for his little one to have as white noise

When dealing with carseats he will be very much an "instructions follower" and somehow still mess something up (its okay he will figure it out.. maybe just not right now)

He loves reading littles the most extravagant books he can find in his shop. sometimes he forgets kiddo books exist

If brought a book of your choosing he will make all the silly voices to go with each character!

In or out of little space he will bring his little their favorite drink (very self indulgent with coffee) while he sips his tea!

Crowley:

He is the Rocker demon, he will introduce you to the most indie and out there Rock and punk styles. He has them all on cassette taps specifically for his Bentley.

He loves Queen music and will tell fun stories of going to their concerts and being friends with Freddy Mercury

Nicknames go as follow: Little rascal, little Demon, darling, sweetheart, and Angel!

No matter what he will do literally anything for you. You want to be held? Yep, it doesn't matter you are his baby. You want to go in a car ride? Papa Crowley will drive slower. If requested oh so nicely he will sing you lullabies.

Crowley will teach you the ways of plants, He talks about how you talk to them impacts their growth. Yes he does tell them to "grow better" but he also says that kindness is not his forte and recommend kind words.

He will constantly get treats for you while he is out doing his.. demon duties, what ever that may be (he doesn't work for hell anymore but you know) It can be baby items, diaps, pacis, bottles, or a sweet treat from the coffee shop across the way.

when he is feeling super sweet, he will bake! He does not do this often, but whenever Aziraphale is out getting groceries or has plan a tea time, Crowley will make sweet treats (usually pastries) to have with the tea!

Both:

These two struggle a lot with different parenting. Crowley is stern and Aziraphale just wants to spoil the little baby they have.

Whenever they are on car seat duty, Aziraphale says he got it and then somewhere he gets lost so Crowley jumps in and some how makes it work.. its like.. magic!!

They plan meals ahead of time knowing how busy their baby can be, so it is easier to just have one cook and the other grab whatever the little one needs when home for the evenings.

When their little one is sick, they will panic. Aziraphale is known to look everything up and call the doctor to make sure you are okay. He will make sure that his baby gets the proper treatment!

Crowley immediately goes into nesting mode grabbing all blankies, stuffies, comfort and even a bucket in case little one gets sick and cant make it to the bathroom in time.

They take turns doing bed time, one will come in and do all the nightly duties, bath, pajamas, bed time story, the other prepares a night time bottle of milk or gets a cup of water for the night.

A flag for regressors who have a connection to stars, soft textures, space, & sleepiness.

Day 3: favorite book

The Pixie Hollow series! last time i did Fancy Nancy, which is my all time fav picture book, so this time i did my fav chapter book!

🍎 . . . taking a plushie with me everywhere i go, pretending it's my secret 'lucky charm'

🐛 . . . 'enchanting' my pacifiers / teethers with the intention i want for the day - creativity, comfort, happiness

🫙 . . . carrying seeds with me everywhere ! i never know when i'll come across some hungry birdies

🗝️ . . . handmade toys and plushies, affirmations and love said into each stitch - sometimes i put crystals inside them to give them an extra magical touch

🪵 . . . adding edible glitter and stars to my morning coffee / tea, or any baking that i do (extra points if i'm able to put it in my sippy cup or bottle ... homemade edible glitter jar !)

🌱 . . . foraging for acorns and berries, mainly to use as food for my plushies :3 (sometimes jewelry !)

🐞 . . . taking good care of any bug or animal i come across, giving them names and backstories if they stay long enough

🌟. . . making magic potions in the backyard with mud, twigs, acorns, etc . writing everything down in a tiny notebook decorated by me so i can remember my 'spells' later

- gifted kid

- mentally matured faster than peers

- “you act so much older than you are!”

- grows up

Oh to be small enough to be picked up. Want for a caregiver to pick me up and place me on their hip as they go throughout their day. Wanna curl my little fingers in their shirt and rest my head on their shoulder. Wanna be bounced and held and kept close and feel safe and loved.