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- nap

- nap

- nap

- where did my plushie go.

- oh its on the floor sorry buddy

- nap

- nap

i'm a 2000s kid who grew up with the internet, and you know darn well i was NOT supervised! i watched some insane stuff on youtube as a really young kid. and you know what? i go back and watch them sometimes, and it actually does help me regress.

one of my favorite youtube series as a young kid was called "is it a good idea to microwave this?" and it's exactly as it sounds. lots of crude humor, lots of swearing, lots of things exploding in microwaves. but every time i rewatch the series i can't help but feel like i'm 7 again, laughing at these silly guys putting silly things in their microwave.

this is why i get kinda bent outta shape when people say non-kid friendly media doesn't have a place in age regression when it absolutely does. some of us grew up with crude adult humor, and thus it helps us regress when we go back and watch it! and i think that's extremely valid.

“You wanna build blocks with me, bug?”

“Is it okay if I brush your hair, little love?”

“Do you wanna color me a pretty picture? We can hang it on the fridge after.”

Just slowly talking them down into that small space where they’re safe and relaxed <3 watching them slowly regress and sighing happily

“There’s my baby.”

i promise you that you are not, you just haven't found the right person, theres someone out there that will love and care for you the way you deserve

caregiver gently taking phone out of little one's hands and replacing it with a stuffie as a sign of bed time

"Yes, what?" (asking them to say your title)

"is someone feeling small?"

"I love it when you're little"

"you're my little one/baby"

"you're too small for that/you're not big enough to do that"

"does someone need to be little?"

"come cuddle/come sit on my lap"

"cg knows best"

*any petnames*