DO THE STANKY LEGG

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

<3 _ <3

I do not want to live in a world where you can’t laugh at someone for getting horny over angry birds. You know, the game angry birds. Featuring the titular angry birds. Where someone sees a sort of yellow triangular shape with some feathers and says oh fuck I have to stroke my penis to completion. We should be able to laugh at that. It’s laughable.

Should you be killed for cumming via penis manipulation while looking at angry birds porn? No, that would be bad. But you gotta admit it’s pretty funny. It’s a funny thing to be horny for, and sometimes when you do funny things where other people can see it, they will laugh. Because you stroked off to angry birds.

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat