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Mikasa: Itâs not your birthday.
Armin: The cake wonât know that.
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Armin: Can we order a birthday cake?
Mikasa: Itâs not your birthday.
Armin: The cake wonât know that.

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Hange: How is it going these days, Levi?
Levi: Sometimes i open the cabinet and let the tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
Armin: Annie hasnât talked to me in 2 days because i have her a âget better soonâ card
Armin: No she isnât sick
Armin: I just think she can get better.
Levi: *to eren* I have total fate in you
*Eren walks away*
Levi: Thereâs like, 30% chance he is going to die
Hange: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Levi: Look. I understand this is a tense situation but letâs watch the fucking language.

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Levi: Eren, my friend.
Eren: I think you tried to kill me at one point.
Levi: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
Eren: *flashbacks to ep. 14*
Erwin: Would you like anything to drink?
Armin: Anything that is dark like my soul.
Mikasa: *sighs* Well, then. In that case, heâll have a glass of milk.
Jean: Good morning.
*Eren appears*
Eren: Itâs a lovely morning.
Jean: I take that back.
Eren: Then everyone will be surprised if Levi and I started dating.
Jean: The two of you dating
Jean: is less likely than Potato Girl working at a convinience store.
Sasha: Less likely than Jean getting a girlfriend.
Jean: WHAT????
Eren: *phone rings*
Mikasa: *looks at contact name: âdaddyâ*
Mikasa: I thought your dad died?
Eren: *answers call and makes eye contact with Mikasa*
Eren: Hey, Levi.
Mikasa: *chokes on water*

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Mikasa: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?
Sasha: Uh⌠no
Mikasa: Then whatâs all that white stuff on your pants?
Sasha: Thatâs cocaine.
*After they ripped Erenâs arms off*
Mikasa: What happened to you?
Eren: I was⌠uh, disarmed.
Mikasa: Oh my god, Eren.
Eren: hehe
Levi: Erwin
Levi: Erwin?
Levi: Erwin!
Levi: Oh my fucking god he fuckin ded
Connie: Hey, how much money do you have?
Sasha: 69 cents.
Connie: Oh, you know what that means đ
Sasha: *with tears in her eyes* I donât have enough money for chicken nuggets.
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*Levi throwing stones at Erenâs window*
Eren: *yells* You have a phone for a reason, Ackerman!
*LOUD BANG*
Eren: DID YOU JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?
Levi: What exactly is your plan?
Erwin: Save everyone and get home safely.
Levi: Thatâs not a plan, thatâs a wishlist.