Hope will never die

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

criminalise golf

70% of girls in relationships ain’t even happy y’all just pretending

‘at least i have a bf’ yea w/ some bum ass guy who doesn’t text back and doesn’t rmr things abt u and that u just put up w/ Bc every once in a while he does smth to make ur heart flutter so u ignore the fact that the majority of ur relationship is u constantly bein underwhelmed and under appreciated but being too attached to being able to project the outside image of ‘i’m in a relationship’ bc u believe it gives u status or socially validates ur value as a woman to the watching world sweetie i’ll take being single

if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me

LOL STUPIDHEAD

Melon ass

Shut the fuck up