Pretty Spiffy for a Bartender in Romania

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

i’m so sorry if someone made you think it’s hard to love you

let’s bring back romanticism i’m tired of trying to be rational, we’re all dumb and we all want love

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

who tf needs a blair witch video game just come to maryland and I will personally chase you through the woods and swamps for free

Mary Magdalene when she sees Jesus for the first time.

high fantasy except. in exclusively shitty settings

a wizard stumbles up to you on the sidewalk outside 7/11 and gives you an epic quest

god i’m just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never good enough

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014