Sneeze inflation is such an untapped market
Imagine being so horribly sneezy you can’t stop but every time you hitch and buildup bigger and bigger sneezes your belly starts to swell up more and more until you finally let out suck a huge sneeze all the buildup air inside you gets blown out as an absolutely massive sneeze. Imagine that happening in public where your belly just gets bigger and bigger with every sneeze and you get all embarrassed but your allergies/cold are so bad you just can’t stop sneezing over and over until you’re absolutely massive and everyones staring and waiting for that final huge sneeze to blow your belly up so big until you sneeze and literally get flung backwards








