Yo, Scully

romanticise yourself and your own existence

i’m over you. but every now and then you’ll make an appearance in my mind usually at 3am when i’m tired and i can’t sleep and the one thing i wish i had in that moment would be you . and i know that it’s just in the moment because when i wake up the next morning i’ll pretend it never happened and i can live my life without you in it . but when it feels like the world is crumbling and i’m not sure if i can do it for much longer you are the only person i want to see . in that moment i’d walk through fire just to be able to talk to you again like i used to be able to . but i’m over you .... right ?

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

When I worked at one of the nicest malls in america I had a woman literally offer to hire me for the day. Like as a servant.

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

Every good dad I meet is just another enormous fuck you to bad, absent, and apathetic dads.

Yes yes yes!! This is a great way to reframe (part of) the harm done by “all men are trash” radfem ideology. Low standards just excuse shitty behavior. You can set high standards, and have those standards met, and hold to account the men who don’t meet those standards.

my mom made a typo when she was texting me and instead of typing “rofl” she wrote “rolf” and i wrote “Ed boy”

TERFS are literally insane

Imagine saying "You will never be breedable" in complete seriousness I can't even say it with a straight face.

some girls were made to nap all day ...