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I...I don't really get the readin'...where's Cinnamon when I need her? Damn.

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I could critique your running form if thatâs what youâre asking. Otherwise, I really canât think of any tips to offer. We could always work on endurance or increasing the intensity⌠I donât think you want to take me in a fight.Â
Endurance...yeah, we can work on that. Wait, what? I bet I could handle myself just fine if I fought you.
Lovely
I changed my clothing. Donât worry. But did I just render you speechless? This is precious!
That's good. I'm not too fond of eau de toilette and all that.
You totally didn't see that just now. Totally.
Good Luck | Combat
Recruitment officers were crawling all over the academy, it seemed. He didnât see them all the time of course, but whenever there was an opportune moment to show his skills and worth, Yuri seemed to spot a nearby officer to call over. Not that this bothered himâif he could showcase a number of his abilities to a different array of people, then all the better for him.
There was a bounce in his steps as he led the woman to one of the simulation rooms. âHowâs your visit to the academy been so far?â he asked in an attempt to strike up small talk. Yuri steered the conversation as smoothly as he could, avoiding anything potentially sensitive and making sure to not let the silences draw out too long when they grew awkward. The recruiter appeared to respond well to it. Yuri couldnât tell if she knew exactly what he was doing or not, but either way didnât hinder him. âAnyways, let me just set up the stimulation and then we can get started.â They both laughed lightly as he punched in a set of buttons. Good luck, cadet. He needed less luck and more skill, and hopefully he had enough to impress the UNSC officer. The door slid up and he took a deep breath before stepping inside.
And promptly jumping to the left. The simulation wasted no time in testing his reaction time, but fortunately he had plenty of quick reflexes to dodge a majority of the jabs and swings at him. He ducked while simultaneously stepping forward to reach for the projectionâs free arm and twist it behind its back. It never uttered a sound as Yuri brought out his knife and slashed it across the back of the neck. When heâd first arrived to the academy, the startling realism of the simulations had put him off at first. He could feel the weight of the projection against him, heard the body thump to the floor as he turned and swept his leg across the floor to trip another hologram.
Another quick lunge placed his weapon straight between the enemyâs eyes; the projection never stood a chance. The body suddenly gave way, forcing Yuri to slip out before the dead weight trapped him to the ground and the other projections seized the opportunity; then it would be game over. It disappeared in a flurry of pixelated light.
He heard a shot behind him just as he felt a sharp burn in his shoulder. Yuri lurched over, twisting his gaze behind him to spot a hidden projection before he promptly raised his arm and shot it in the head. Sometimes the simulation was just too damn clever with how realistic it could be. Rather than waste time muttering and complaining to himself, he jumped away to avoid a kick to the chest. Before the other could react, he stretched out his arms to reach for the falling leg and tugged it forward, forcing the projection to lose balance and fall flat on its back. Within seconds, heâd planted the blade into its throat.
Another mysterious shot, but it was the last one. One more enemy and the simulation would be complete. Yuri ground his teeth together, trying to spot the projection, but gloriously failing. He fell to the ground before the next shot could take him again. Precious seconds passed before he heard another shot and identified the final projection, and it was aiming its gun straight at him again. Sighing, he rolled away and went to his knees. Well, this knife was specially weighted, wasnât it? He almost squeezed his eyes shut as he pulled his arm back and threw.
Congratulations, new personal record.
A Chess Game | Interview
It was with a heavy heart that Yuri trudged over to the abandoned chess board. The cadet rarely attempted to play on his own, as he found it rather tedious and difficult to battle himself in a game of strategy and deception. He bent down to sweep up the board and pieces, strewn across the pristine floor. A bit too loudly, he placed the board on the nearest free table so he could swiftly move the pieces to starting position. His expression stoicâa rare sight, as he was usually bubbling with excitement and puppy-like grinsâhe began the game with the Ruy Lopez. The beginning moves were always the easiest, almost done out of rote memorization as the experienced rarely deviated from the usual chain. Each time he set down a piece in its predicted position, he immediately spun the board by the corner in order to counter appropriately.
âMind if I jump in, cadet?â A deep voice interrupted Yuriâs thoughts and left the chess board spinning until a broad hand reached down to carefully grasp one of its sides. When the boy looked up, he found himself face to face with another recruitment officer. His demeanor morphed to suit the situation. Smiling genially, he held out a hand toward the empty chair.
âCertainly, sir. Itâs blackâs turn right now,â he replied. He lowered his head so he could examine the white pieces in front of him. Curious eyes wandered up to stare at the burly man as he moved a rook forward.
âTell me, cadet,â the officer began. They exchanged one move after the other, almost as if they intended to end the game in a matter of minutes, but the rapid pacing set Yuriâs heart racing and his mouth stretching into a wild grin. âDo you play chess often?â
âIt depends on what you mean by often, sir. I do play it a couple times a week, but sometimes more dependinâ on my mood.â The cadet answered faithfully. âI wouldnât want to take too much time away from my schoolwork.â
He heard the grin in the manâs voice as the officer made a counter. âSpeaking of schoolwork, how is it? Heavy burden on your shoulders?â
Yuri paused from the game, looking up to smile reassuringly. No matter what the cadet actually thought, the smile seemed genuine and the reply convincing, âNot at all, sir. Iâm doinâ perfectly fine, and I have high hopes Iâll do well.â
The officer nodded. âGood, good, and on that note, what do you expect to be doing post-graduation?â
The conversation continued in that matter, with the man casually asking one question after the other and Yuri faithfully answering to the best of his abilities. He sat with his back straight and always grinning or smiling when he answered like he was in an interview, but the boy had a way of making it appear natural, like he always did it. Over the course of the questioning, the two had gone through a number of games, each with a unique strategy or set of moves showcased by one or the other. The cadet had even managed to steal a couple of wins from the adult.
Yuri stood up, stretching his arms and rolling his neck. âIt was a pleasure talkinâ with you, sir. You really pushed me to my limits.â He laughed as he reached for the manâs hand and shook it firmly.

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Lovely
Second floor near the girls bathroom. And.. stay away from the general area around it.. I sort of tripped on it.
Second. Alright, got i--...Oh. [He's somehow rendered speechless, a rare anomaly that should definitely be savored.]
Headshot | Yuri & Michael
Most people would note that the perfect sniper would always be 100 percent certain he will hit the target before he squeezes the trigger. The man would be convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt. Yet in all Michaelâs years of practice, being that certain still eluded him. There was always a minimum of 1 percent of doubt. Even when itâs just one, but it was there, reminding him that he was just a nine-teen-year-old boy who liked to play with guns. Hell, it seemed like yesterday that he was aiming at tin cans on fence poles, appeasing his father because heâd outshoot them most of the time.
And the strange thing was, it never got old. The same thrill heâd felt as a child still gripped his heart every time he got behind a weapon and sighted a target.
When it was finally Michaelâs turn, he went to a kneeling posture and studied his targetsâ position. He knew this was only a practice run, but he envisioned himself as if he were in a real battlefield. He imagined the targets were standing still on a patrol job. Alert or not, theyâd never know what hit them. Of course, he had considered the wind speed and direction, only based on manual mind calculations since he wasnât wearing an HUD to do that for him. He had his range, which was increased by the specially modified 5.44 mm super light ammunition he fired. Heâd already accounted for the force of gravity, the trajectory, the bullet dropâŚ
Those were the math every good sniper had to know, not unlike the math theyâd tried to sell you in high school; âHey, kids, if you ever become a sniper in the ODST, youâll need this stuff.â Perhaps they would have had more luck gaining studentsâ attention if they had framed it like that. The calculation took a bit of his time, but now all of his calculations were, at the moment, complete.
Michaelâs scope floated over the target and froze. Perfect head shot. His trigger finger did not come down before the next, and the third, and the fourth target, gradually, fell and followed by a muted thump and puff of smoke. Three headshots, the last one not scoring a headshot but hitting the chest instead. Sighing, he pulled away from the scope to look up towards his friend and spoke. âA little rusty, but I think I got three of âem. You wanna go again, mate?â
Yuri found it difficult to believe in 100 percent certainty. Wouldnât there always be a certain measure of doubt? Wouldnât people still make mistakes no matter how convinced they were in the right? There would always be a delicate balance between certainty and doubt that Yuri found hard to achieve. It was especially tiresome to juggle them during situations like this, situations where one wrong move would force you to change positions or even worse, your life. Perhaps that was why he felt so sure heâd rather be a scout or spy, but even a scout had to know how to decently snipe.
So he tried to focus all of his attention on the dummies scattered around the room, not on extraneous matters like who to cross off their pranking list or trying to impress the recruitment officer. Fretting over those things now would only drag the cadet down, so he never tore his gaze away from the scope when he fired a final shot and to his delight, managed another shot to the head. He pulled up his goggles to peer at the damage the two had doneâmost if not all of their shots had at least hit the target somehow, but headshots were another matter altogether.
âThree shots and you call that rusty? How nice,â he laughed, fiddling with his rifle. âI only managed two, but then again Iâm not as familiar with this model.â His ears perked up like an excited puppy at the thought of having another go, but he suddenly remembered the officer. He shot an inquiring gaze to the officer, who nodded.
âIâll watch you two one more time, but then Iâm afraid Iâll have to move on.â
Grinning, Yuri pointed at Michael. âYouâre on.â
Iâm as stealthy as a hungry Earth raccoon scavenging for food in a garbage bin.Â
Cadet, surely you know how to properly run by now. What more can I possibly teach you?
[He tries to hold back laughter.] I just figured my upperclassman would know a thing or two I didn't, oooor we can do some combat practice, I suppose. I need some work on that too.
Lovely
Yes. I donât like going in a bathroom I canât breath the air. Â
How wonderful--the things us cadets will do to avoid cleanin'. Which bathroom was it again?
Anyone up for a run tomorrow?
Oh my god! Â You always scare the hell out of me. Â How do you keepâ Never mind, never mind. Â If you plan on running with me youâre staying where I can see you.
[He grins like a pleased cat.] That's the plan, Ollie. I'll do whatever you want! Lead the way, sir.

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Anyone up for a run tomorrow?
I'm always ready to do a run with you, sir.
Lovely
At least there are other bathrooms in the academy.Â
But is it really worth it, Carling? Is the extra effort worth it?
Headshot | Yuri & Michael
Michael just shook his head in amusement as he followed Yuri in order to approach the recruitment officer. He had no problem with problems. Likewise trouble is nothing new for him to begin with anyway. And the recruitment officer didnât seem to mind. He had expected her to blatantly refuse â it seemed that he might be mistaken. Well, an additional spectator couldnât possibly hurt.
When Yuri introduced his name to the officer, Michael just gave her a simple smile and raised a hand briefly to indicate that Yuri was talking about him as the other party. âSpecifically just a casual sniping spree, but weaponry training works as well, maâam.â He said with another smile. âAnd thank you for your willingness, maâam.â Although his words were carefully chosen, he was still able to maintain his charming, casual tone. Considering that this was Michael in the context, that much was already considered being very respectful. The man had always been more respectful to women than he was to men.
âYouâre on.â Picking his M99, he proceeded towards the most strategic place his mind was able to come up with and used the scope of his rifle to examine each targetâs locations while he stood. This rifle, its 5.4mm caliber round was very small in comparison to most standard firearms, taken for example, Yuriâs SRS99 S2. But using the Gauss technology, the small rounds have the ability to rip targets apart, along with the ability to travel great distances without affecting the trajectory â which promotes accuracy and so was extremely efficient.
His expression turned serious because sniping was the only practice that he actually enjoyed doing and took pride of it â messing up was not an option in this case. âYou want to go first, mate?â
Yuri turned toward Michael to shoot him an amused look. The sudden slip into politeness and respect was interesting, but hardly surprising. It was a glimpse into why the commander had chosen to place the man into Legati rather than another group. As for Yuri, he felt perfectly comfortable in Zuma and wouldnât want to be in any other squad.
The challenge accepted, he grinned and stalked in the opposite direction. As he peered through the scope, he furrowed his brows. Unsurprisingly, it wasnât the same as the SRS99 scope, but it wasnât as if it was drastically different. If he fired off a few experimental shots, Yuri felt confident he would be able to adjust. Michaelâs voice broke his concentration, causing him to look up from his rifle and glance at both the cadet and the officer. âOh, yeah, sure. I suggested it in the first place anyways,â he agreed with a grin. He gave the woman another look. Noting her solemn expression, he cleared his throat and resumed peering through the scope.
Lips pressed together, he breathed quietly before taking the first shot. Failing to score a headshot, Yuri immediately adjusted his angle accordingly and took another try. The dummy fell with a satisfying plop, but it was time for him to switch positions. He bent his knees, crouching as he rushed for another spot and fired two more shots.
Semper Solus || Arden&Yuri
Arden raised one eyebrow at the wide-eyed look that crossed over Yuriâs face at the very mention of the essay. She couldnât suppress the slight, amused smirk that lifted the corner of her mouth. âYou know very well which essay. The essay that is due in three days, for Lt. McKinneyâs course.â Her arched brow remained arched as she cast her squadmate a sideways glance. âPlease tell me youâve at least started it, Yuri. Thereâs a lot of reading and research required!â She realized she sounded a bit naggy, and stopped herself from any further chiding remarks.
"Fiction is usually a taple of mine, but Iâve zoomed through some science books, too." Arden nodded in agreement. âFiction makes for a lovely sanctuary when you want to get away from reality for a while. I, myself, am partial to history books. Thereâs something so fascinating about learning about the past. Some of it even seems like fiction, but the fact that it all actually happened- â she shrugged, smiling. âIt always makes me wonder what it wouldâve been like to be born in another time.âÂ
"Trivia?" Arden repeated, cocking her head slightly to the side. "If thereâs anythinâ cool I can file away in my head, fire away, Warden."Â Tell me about all of the cool things.â She pondered this for a moment. Her eyes fell on the thick book by her side and her expression brightened slightly. âWell, if you want to know something cool about UNSC charter history,â she said, her tone a bit too excited considering that the subject was something most would consider dull, âthe Koslovic movement during the Interplanetary War is rumored to have been initially sanctioned by certain Earth governments, so much that it actually became a very popular conspiracy theory. During the first conference of Kalkut, there were actual confrontations about it.â She finished with a hushed note, as if mentioning something scandalous. But seeing Yuriâs expression, Arden bit her lip. She knew that all that stuff didnât interest anyone but her. Instead, she smiled slightly again. âOkay, I know, that isnât cool. How about this: babies are born with 300 bones, but by the time youâre an adult, you only have 206.â
He grinned. âOh, you mean that essay. Yeah, of course I know which one youâre talkinâ about. You know I was just jokinâ,â he assured his teammate. Although the corner of his lips twitched when Yuri admitted, âI havenât made much progress on it though. Iâve done the reading and I did like, the introduction and a bit, but I havenât finished my rough draft.â Although, when it came to Yuri his rough draft was usually his final draft, barring a few typos and minor adjustments. He deflated like a balloon at his confession, and his eyes almost glazed over at the thought of the amount of work he would have to do over the next few days, but quickly smacked himself on the cheeks to throw himself back into his usual bouncy behavior. âNo worries! Iâll finish it somehow. I always do.â
âBut it depends on what kind of past, donât you think?â he argued, face scrunching at the thought of picking up a book about something dreary. Anything before the 2000s was too much of a bore for Yuri to stand, not unless it was something morbidly interesting or had a plethora of trivia and unique facts for him to absorb. âI gotta agree with you on the fiction bit, though. Some of the things we did in the past was pretty crazy. Eli said that we used to have trained dolphins in the military! Super weird, right?â He laughed, but was also pleased that he managed to remember what the other cadet had told him a few days prior. âItâd really have to depend where and when, though. One place might be more peaceful than another,â he noted with a shrug.
Yuriâs nose crinkled as she fell back on history, and God forbid, charter history. He leaned forward anyways, scooping another spoonful of soup into his mouth as he listened obediently. He hummed thoughtfully at the mention of conspiracies. Conspiracy theories were always amusing to read through. The more ridiculous, the better. Noticing the change in her tone, he raised an eyebrow but grinned anyways. âI guess Warden really does love her history.â An absentminded comment, but the easygoing demeanor melted away as she offered something much more interesting and pleasing to his eyes. Eyes grew wide as he leaned in further. âSeriously? What happens to the other bones? Do they just deteriorate cause we donât need them anymore?â
Headshot | Yuri&Michael
âSir!â Yuri called out to the UNSC recruitment officer with a confident grin splayed across his lips. He waved an arm to catch her attention. The woman kept walking, but turned her neck toward the pair and adjusted her pathway accordingly. Hands are folded neatly behind her erect back when she strode toward them. She tilted her head, lips moving to form a question, âWhat is it, cadet?â
âWell, youâre here to observe our skills and such, right? I was just thinkinâ you might like to watch us train for a bit,â he answered, a hand motioning between himself and Michael. His expression changed suddenly, as if heâd just forgotten something. âIâm Cadet Yuri, by the way, and this is Cadet Michael.â
She nodded her head briskly, never losing her form as she gestured with one arm for the two to lead the way. âYou are correct, and please, lead the way. May I assume you are about to begin weaponry training?â
The younger boy nodded, shooting Michael an easy smile before he led the group toward the appropriate area, a happy bounce in his steps while he held the S2 sniper rifle in his arms. He stepped onto the elevated platform and leaned over to grab a pair of glasses to don. Yuri hummed idly as he donned the protective eyewear. He rolled his neck, bones crackling softly as he eyed the targets currently hanging still in the distance. âIâm not very good with weapons, to be honest,â he admitted to both the officer and Michael. His hands firmly gripped the rifle when he glanced at them both before gazing at the dummies with an intent gaze. âWell, if itâs snipinâ Iâm not a disaster.â
Ready at last, Yuri remained relaxed and casual as he looked to Michael with a smirk. âLetâs see who gets the most headshots.â

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âŚThat could be a problem. Do you think heâs here to stop us? We didnât exactly ask for anyoneâs permission for borrowing these weapons, right?
Letâs just hope heâs just gonna be passinâ through.
Pft. No way. They're recruitment officers. They're not here for that, and what they don't know won't kill them, right?
Wait, isn't the point to show them how good we are? Let's call them over.
Lovely
The smell will get gradually worse! And no one will have the courage to enter the bathroom.
God knows I wouldn't have the courage to step in that bathroom now. I wouldn't let anybody peg the cleanup on me.