Please stop asking me to step on you

*is really confused now* Limitless potential???

yes

*is no less confused* Yes that’s a euphemism or?

yes

*had left months ago because she never responded until now*

*is really confused now* Limitless potential???

yes

*is no less confused* Yes that’s a euphemism or?

*she uncorks a bottle of arcwine and begins guzzling*

*She tries to wink back at him but ends up just blinking a lot* I. Get. Your. Point. *blink blink blink blink* The nutwell is this way! *She turns around and slams face first into the closed door*

Uh... when you say the nutwell, is that some kind of euphemism? *is starting to rethink his offer as he watches her walk into a door*

*she uncorks a bottle of arcwine and begins guzzling*

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

yes! *she points to the sky* the shindle is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks up* Uh, that still doesn’t explain what you mean.

its not important really just do whatever you do with the nutwell

Uhhhhhhhh ok then?? *slowly just gets out his phone and starts texting Kil’jaeden for help*

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

yes! *she points to the sky* the shindle is gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks up* Uh, that still doesn’t explain what you mean.

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

*just looks down at Elisande* Oh uh, what are you doing.

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine. *puts his phone away and starts raining hellfire down on Dalaran*

hello i am here too now also i brought the illidari *stabs archimonde in the hoof* 

*shrieks and collapses instantly*

*glares at Kil’jaeden and punches him in the arm in response* Why the fuck should I?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T I’LL RAT YOUR BLUE ASS OUT TO SARGERAS!!!

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine. *puts his phone away and starts raining hellfire down on Dalaran*

*kicks him* Pay attention! 

*glares at Kil’jaeden and punches him in the arm in response* Why the fuck should I?

*switches to putting all his power into a shield around himself* Why should I give a shit about being polite to you? You’re not the boss of me anymore.

Well, Gul’dan, whatever the case you would do well to respect those who are superior to you in every conceivable way. Isn’t that right, Archimonde? 

*turns up on Dalaran with @snarkimonde* OK FUCKERS THE JIG IS UP— HAND OVER THE SCEPTRE OF SARGERAS AND NO ONE GETS HURT! *leans over to whisper to archimonde* that was a lie, they’re all going to get hurt.