Chloe

MTA by snappyeagle written for the @1dcountryfest

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson I Teen and Up Audiences

These are the times that try man’s souls. In the course of human history, the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen the Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA, is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out! This could happen to you!

Well let me tell you of a story of a man named Harry on a tragic and fateful day. He put $2.75 in his pocket, kissed his boyfriend and cat and went to ride the MTA.

Well did he ever return? No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (Actually Louis gave him the money eventually, but ignore that for the sake of listening to my awesome voice tell you their story).

Based on the song MTA by the Kingston Trio

Massachusetts Transit Authority by snappyeagle and for the @1dcountryfest​

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson I Teen and Up Audiences

Niall speaking as an all knowing story teller in a dramatic voice:

These are the times that try man’s souls. In the course of human history, the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen the Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the MTA, is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out! This could happen to you!

Well let me tell you of a story of a man named Harry on a tragic and fateful day. He put $2.75 in his pocket, kissed his boyfriend and cat and went to ride the MTA.

Well did he ever return? No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (Actually Louis gave him the money eventually, but ignore that for the sake of listening to my awesome voice tell you their story).

Hey everyone! This fic is part of the 1D Country Fic Fest. You can read the other fics in this year's collection here, and find last year's fics here. You can also check out the Country Fest '22 Playlist on Spotify here. The playlist is updated with the release of each fic. The inspiration for this fic is based on the song MTA by the Kingston Trio, which is my mom's favorite song no matter how weird it is. I encourage everyone to read the lyrics of the song first because the fic will make more sense if you do. Also please ignore any discrepancies between this fic and the actual MTA.

Legally Curly by snappyeagle

Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson I Teen and Up Audiences

Harry Styles, a University of Southern California musical theory major, is a curly-haired, spoiled, lovesick fool when it comes to Nick Grimshaw III. But when Nick announces that he's dumping him to go off to Harvard, Harry decides that a little thing like law school won't come between them. Anything Nick can do, he can do better.

Harry's Harvard misadventures start from the get-go, and it seems like he will never reunite with his destined one true love. But then, Harry is given the opportunity of a lifetime and is asked to defend beauty king Zayn Malik on a murder charge. Will Harry be able to prove his worth to Nick and be able to pull him out of the clutches of Louis Tomlinson or will he find a new love in the midst of the chaos that is Harvard Law School?

float with me by snappyeagle on ao3

Word Count: 858 words

“I’ll be fine love, I’m just chilling out by the pool like you wanted me to earlier,” Louis comments sassily sending Harry a look of indignation.

“I meant for you to join me in the pool. Not to start staring at a giant ball of fire in the sky,” Harry deadpans.

OR Harry wants Louis to get into the pool with him and Louis just wants to get revenge on Harry for splashing him with the cold pool water. (Starring Gerard Way as a flamingo)

James Corden Knows What He’s Doing (And So Does Michelle Obama) by snappyeagle on ao3 written for the @secretlarryvalentine​ fic fest and gifted to @hometothecanyonmoon​. 

Prompt: footballer!louis

Length: 9.5K

“I have a new match for us, M. Niall just found a perfect match and it might be one of our best ones yet if I do say so myself. We just need the right way to set it up.”

“Don’t worry yourself over that. We’ll figure it out. We always do.”

“That is very true. We’ve never not had a successful match and if this goes as well as I think it will, it won’t be our first mismatch.”

“We’ll see about that, love is a fickle thing that is not always best tampered with, but sometimes just a bit of meddling is needed for people to get their heads out of their asses and see what’s right in front of them.”

Or the one where Harry doesn't necessarily want to be the most colorful person in the room, Louis loves Harry in really small pink shorts, Liam doesn't wear shirts and nearly gives Zayn a heart attack every time, and Michelle and James love meddling in other people's business.

I hope you like the fic @hometothecanyonmoon​! To be honest I wrote like a good 4k of the words in this today so sorry if it seems a bit rushed. Let me know what you think. 

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by snappyeagle on ao3

Length: 1.1K

I’m so glad we pricked each other by snappyeagle on ao3

Length: 2K

The one where Louis to Home Depot and Louis gets knocked into a bunch of cacti while trying to find a birthday present for his sister.