(I’ll try to put them in chrono order. SPOILERS: Do not read if you haven’t seen the movie.)
The Logan windup clock, lol.
Probably my favorite highlight as a mega-fan of old movies was Wade killing a sex trafficker and dozens of other bad guys to Dolly Parton’s “9 to 5″. I’m a HUGE fan of that movie and I was dancing in my seat to it. Such a twisted delight, lol.
Deadpool popping out of the coffin at the funeral to fxck shxt up.
Vanessa and Wade planning to have a kid. They’re so cute.
Dopinder is too pure for this world. And now he wants to be a contract killer. He is too be protected at all costs.
Al is back everyone, and she’s still hilarious.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead is back and as sultry sweet as ever.
SOOOOO many more references to other Marvel movies in this sequel.
Xavier’s mansion and some of the core X-Men seeing Wade and hiding immediately.
YUKIO. Omgoodness, Yukio is quite literally a ray of sunshine.
Also, NTW and her are a couple. The studio gave us the smol grumpy bean/(taller) but smol upbeat bean and they are so very perfect.
Shoutout to this movie for bringing the FIRST plus sized person with abilities to the big screen. AND he was a kid. That is going to be a HUGE deal for all children and teens who identify with him physically. It’s about freakin’ time.
Also Russell has the cutest tween face of all time. And he wants to be a gangster so bad throughout this whole movie.
Wade acknowledging that the inspiration behind the X-Men comics were civil rights issues.
How Wade changed when he realized that Russell was being abused.
The orphanage and the workers were clearly inspired by people who believe in gay conversion therapy.
Deadpool acknowledging that Josh/Cable isn’t the height he should be.
For the life of me I had no idea who the max security prisoner was so when it turned out to be THAT character I was like yessssss.
A clearly pansexual Wade Wilson who has the hots for Colossus.
Also THAT character was done justice, unlike his portrayal in his first movie.
The soundtrack is just so freakin’ good.
DOMINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
X-Force being totally cancelled just as fast as they formed the group, lol.
The obvious similarity between Slipknot (Suicide Squad) and Shatterstar, whether intentional or not. #GoneTooSoon
DP being so affected by Peter but not being able to remember his name.
This movie threw an eerie amount of jabs towards AIW, and seeing how it was released right after, I wonder how its possible they were so impressively accurate.
Wade serenading Colossus “Say Anything” style.
Did I mention the movie’s soundtrack?
“Hi Wade!” “Hi Yukio!” I love how much they like seeing one another.
Domino showcasing her skills was actually my favorite part of the movie at this point. Sorry Dolly, but the woman is incredibly. She kicked all of that ass while rocking her natural hair AND had hair under her arms. I loved that they treated it normally and didn’t bring any attention to it.
Once again, I’m a fan of older movies, especially those from the 80′s. So the One Eyed Willie/Goonies reference was stellar to me.
Domino telling Lady Luck to take the wheel was such a dope moment for me and I don’t really have the words to say why.
Dopindur’s superpower is courage. He’s such a precious rainbow cloud.
Baby legs. Shirt cocking it. That is all.
Diplo playing at the PERFECT moment.
Cablepool team up. I’m here for the bromance.
Colossus vs THAT character. Awesomeness.
Wade + growth = I was here for it.
Colossus just accepting Wade cupping his butt.
Yukio and Wade are clearly going to be great friends. “Bye Wade!” “Bye Yukio!”
Vanessa! Thank goodness for the cream cheese spreader!
Deadpool killing the f-ed up version of Deadpool, despite that movie not being canon to his timelime. Loved it. Wish it was new footage of Hugh but for obvious reasons I get why it wasn’t.
Ryan really freakin’ hates Green Lantern on for that he’s my favorite person on the planet.
*this list will grow the more I remember this film’s best moments.
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