-_- that me

My heart is so full

what a vicious attack

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

i’m sorry. but it’s my beliefs that “html” is short for hotmail. thank you for being respectful

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

*opens my pussy and it makes the sound of a soda can opening*

mouse be like ”Owo whats this” and its chease.