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Emmett sitting in class and talking to Edward thru his thoughts and saying “do you think I look cute” over and over again until he gives in and looks and the bitch is sitting there smiling and looking like this :

POV: you get a papercut

Bella: If our baby is a boy, I will name him EJ

Bella after bringing her cactus to the wettest place in the continental U.S.

I wish twilight had been a tv/Netflix series and not movie adaptions. Mostly because I’m still annoyed that Eclipse left out my favorite Edward scene where he gets a motorcycle and shyly asks Bella if she wanted to go riding with him. Like give me soft Edward!!! That boy is a soft little guy who thinks Bella gave him back a life!!!!!!!