snailcrumbs / amari

luis carruthers wanted patrick bateman's cookie so bad he was willing to get on his hands and knees to beg for it in the middle of a crowded store like bateman could've had that man worshiping him like a god but he let his internalized homophobia win out over having an insane psychosexual relationship with a guy who wore a bow tie to the office

A fmj good ending au where war is canceled and joker and Pyle get a dog and share an apartment

im gonna say it. i would freakle on professor pyg. and it would be weird and make people uncomfortable