Ohoho, internet mail. The guiltiest of all mails

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

I have GOT to stop spending $30

i had a dream where discord added a new “sex update” where you could declare you and a user were having sex and the menu to do so had dozens of dropdown selection menus for timespan, position, location, style, “flavorings”, and who was topping. what this would actually do is place whoever was set as the top to literally place their icon over yours and would set a timer. no one could message you and discord would autoreply with “sorry, these two users are busy right now! try messaging in [time remaining].” The issue is is that you, yourself, could not message anyone while having the discord sex, and this made me upset because immediately multiple people were setting me to having sex for 24 hours, thus locking me out of using the application and saying I was “busy with sixteen people”

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

God's real LMAO! And he won't "doom you if you think wrong," that's a misunderstanding.

look out guys the supernatural rpf writer is coming in hot to talk theology

my favourite genre of gay fiction is "making out would have been a lot less gay than whatever this bullshit is"

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

Something nobody prepares you for is that the better you get at writing the harder it becomes. beginners write freely because they don't know enough to know what's wrong. then you learn. and suddenly you can see every single flaw in real time as you're making it and you have to write anyway while your own brain is in the corner going "that's a weak verb. that transition is lazy. you've used that word three times." getting good at this is mostly just getting better at ignoring yourself.