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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

oh my gosh

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over