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adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

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When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

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It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

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reasons me and alyssa edwards are the same person

promised to not entertain drama, chaos, confusion and madness

yet entertained drama, chaos, confusion and madness

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what the fuck is goin on in here on this day

gets distracted by own reflection

wants santino to shut the fuck up

can’t count

doesn’t make sense most of the time

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TOP 50 CHARACTERS (as voted by my followers) - #42. Ravi Ckakrabarti “Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.”

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Mona Alyssa

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i don’t have enough black clothes

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#hi I'm back #self #redhead #makeup free

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When I’m home alone and I hear a weird noise at the door

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someone: *is ever so slightly condescending to me, so subtly that it wouldn’t be noticeable to most people*

me: *suppressing sudden irrationally-strong murderous rage, on the verge of furious tears*

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w/ glasses: forgets they're there and knocks them off

w/o glasses: assumes they're there and just fucking jabs myself in the eye trying to adjust them b/c they are, in fact, not there

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Things you should consider doing before Trump becomes president

-Get any doctor’s appointment taken care of if you have Obamacare -Take advantage of any student loan forgiveness if you can -Get an IUD if you need birth control -Legally change your name if you’re trans -Get a passport -Save up your money

We have little under two months until the presidency changes over. Take advantage of your rights while you have them. Please feel free to add onto this post, these are the only things I can think of right now.

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