It’s Been 4-5yrs-

only gay people can reblog this

Deep 😢

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices

me?????? an explosive temper???????? yeah leave me alone 

We all do

Ok I’m gonna try and sculpt Donald Duck without looking at it and bake and paint the result

I’ve decided I’m also going to bake and paint it without looking at him

being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

The I knOOoooow is sending me

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

I’m his crying wife

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug