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if i look back, i am lost

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Verses Rules (don’t work too hard, it’s basically just don’t be a jerk) Memes Open Starters mun 21+ / has discord / friendly / follows from imnotacharacter

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I went to my state comic con this weekend and AAHHH
LOOK HOW CUTE! I love Malcolm Merlyn. He’s so cute. But he’s even cuter as a little wooden man. ((i got other stuff but this is clearly the best purchase.))
promise i’m still here. but the kids i sit have been crazy needy/whiny the last few days so i’m just kind of beat. brb.
XKit Rewritten
The enhancement suite for Tumblr's new web interface.
Features
Block all instances of any specific post
Get an unread count on your tracked tags
Easily see when a post was originally made
Adjust the volume on audio & video posts
And more! Check out the full features list on the wiki
Screenshots
Installation
Get this extension for Firefox
View on the Chrome Web Store
I think this is overdue a proper announcement!
If you're unaware, I'm one of the members of the New XKit team. It's no secret though that New XKit is kinda dead in the water, thanks to Tumblr's overhaul of its interface which broke almost every feature we had. Oh, and everyone else on the team has a day job now, so I decided to take matters into my own hands:
XKit Rewritten is the result of my work of over a year, now available for Firefox and Chrome (and by extension, Edge and Opera too). There are still features to be added, but the featureset has now mostly overtaken the current working featureset of XKit 7.
If you're already an XKit user, I heartily recommend trying the new experience - even if it means configuring everything again - for its improved performance and increased compatibility.
If you're not already an XKit user, I invite you to give it a go! There's probably some option you'll enjoy. Even if you're on your phone all the time, there's a janky way to set it up on Firefox for Android (sorry, iOS users; blame Apple, not me) which I've also detailed on the wiki.
Have fun with it!

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Random Starters
“We should go on a vacation.”
“Can I borrow some money?”
“So…. my parents kicked me out. Can I crash at your place for a while?”
“I’m colorblind how am I supposed to know which is the right color?”
“Please don’t be mad….I couldn’t just leave him/her alone in the cold. ”
“Look how cute she/he is!”
“I want a baby.”
“I don’t want kids.”
“Want to go to the mall with me?”
“Wanna share a milkshake?”
“I told you not to eat so much.”
“I don’t feel so good.”
“Being single sucks maybe we should just marry each other. ”
“I want to be alone.”
“I promise I won’t bring home another cat/dog.”
“I don’t think they’re good for you.”
“I’m just trying to help.”
“Don’t make me fall in love with you.”
“I don’t think we’re right for each other.”
“Stop judging me. I don’t care if this is my fifth carton of ice cream.”
“Here try this.”
“Something smells burnt.”
“Did you get another fight?”
“Let me take care of you.”
“Let me love you.”
“I want to punch you in the face.”
“I want to spend my life with you.”
“That tastes delicious!”
“I think I just got dumped?”
“I got a new job!”
“I can’t wait to leave this stupid job.”
“I hate my boss.”
“I know I’m an adult but that doesn’t mean I can’t have cute things.”
“Do you still have a stuffed animal collection?”
“Hey! Don’t touch that!”
“Look! It’s uhm… some kind of bird… you like birds right?”
“We should throw a party.”
“Wow that party sucked.”
“You can’t marry someone you just met.”
“You got married?!”
“Is that my shirt?”
“Someone broke into my house/apartment.”
“Can I pet your dog, please?”
“I got you a present.”
“I’m sorry…I may have broken something….”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“I don’t want to live without you.”
“Look at the stars!”
“We should play a game together.”
“Can you explain to me why I caught you kissing my boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“You jerk!”
“Does this look okay?”
“You have something on your face.”
“I swear you act like a child.”
“Why am I with you again?”
“You’re going to get hurt.”
“I told you so.”
“Can I sleep in your bed tonight?”
“Are you still afraid of the dark?”
“Why are you naked?”
“You asshole, you beat my high score!”
“You’re so full of yourself.”
“Do you want to go out to dinner?”
“Would you like to go out sometime?”
“I’d like to ask if you’d like to be my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“Are you done with that?”
“No time to explain. We need to get married now.”
“I’m in a lot of trouble.”
“I have to move away. My dad/mom got a new job.”
“Move in with me.”
“We should buy a house together.”
“Is your hair pink?”
“I love your hair!”
“You’re so cute.”
“Oh my god what did I just walk into.”
“I have to be anywhere else but here.”
“Oh would you like the time…”
“Don’t burn down the house, please.”
“Can we just not fight today, please. I don’t have the energy.”
“Maybe we should break up.”
“Do you even love me?”
“What are you watching?”
“You’re into that kind of stuff?”
“Oh my god are you okay?!”
“I think we have a first aid kit around here somewhere.
"It’s so hot, I’m dying!”
“I’m going to freeze to death! Do you really have to have the house this cold?”
“Do you think he/she will like it?”
“I want to do something for myself.”
“You’re constantly changing your plans.”
“I don’t feel like you want me here.”
“You’re late…again.”
“I got fired…”
“I wish everyday was like this.”
“That waiter/waitress is really cute!”
“Are you looking at their butt?”
“Please stop me from impulse buying an eight pound bag of sprinkles.”
“I don’t have a problem.”
“Why are you wearing makeup? ”
“You look breathtaking.”
“Can I feed you?”
“I swear you get cuter and cuter every single day!”
“Can I have my stuff back?”
“Why did we ever breakup?”
“Did we make a mistake?”
“Can we go to Disney Land/Disney World?”
“I’m so tired.”
“I feel like death.”
“Well don’t you look like a ray of sunshine.”
“I’m not a morning person.”
“That’s you fifth cup of coffee and it isn’t even noon yet.”
“I can’t have kids.”
“I’m dying…”
“Will you shut up for a second?!”
“My ex just asked me to marry them?”
“Why are you still hung up over your ex?”
“Wow that person looks just like you!”
“Can you send me pictures of your cat/dog?”
“I’m a simple man/women. I like naps, cute animals, and running from my problems just like everyone else.”
“Will you just ask me out already?”
“I swear you’re always on your phone.”
“We need to talk. You’re addiction to candy crush is affecting our friendship/relationship.”
“I just want you to listen to me.”
“Is that lipstick on your collar?”
“I think your crystal collection is getting a little out of control.”
“Don’t you think these dolls are creepy?”
“I think our place is haunted.”
“We need to move now.”
“I’m not going back there!”
“I’ve never done anything bad in my entire life. I took four sugar packets one time and I felt so bad that I brought them back.”
“You’re such a good person…its annoying.”
“You know you could just not be an asshole.”
“You’re behind on rent again.”
“Mmm that cake smells wonderful.”
“Have I ever told you how beautiful your eyes are?”
“This is so embarrassing… I just want to die.”
“We’re breaking everything they gave you and going shopping.”
“You really need to stop wearing that ring.”
“It’s time to move on.”
“I told you they were no good!”
“I wish you would just leave them already. ”
“Do you want to stay at my place for a while?”
“Why is there someone sleeping in your tub?”
“Did we get married?”
“I never want to touch a bottle of alcohol again.”
“I’m sorry for the things I said when I was drunk.”
“That’s way too much sugar! Are you trying to kill me?”
“Why are you crying?”
“Have you really just been looking at pictures of cats/dogs all day?”
“Stop sending me memes!”
“I want to marry Godzilla and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.”
“Aren’t you lactose intolerant?”
“Are you sure you should be eating that?”
“My head is killing me.”
“Are you really doing another DIY project? The last one nearly burned down our house/apartment.”
“You’re being too loud. It’s scaring the dog/cat.”
“Can you help me give her/him a bath?”
“Remind me why we thought this was a good idea?”
“You keep hogging all the blankets.”
“I’m getting a cat/dog.”
“I have to go to the hospital?”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were so sick?!”
“Stop trying to flirt with the cashier.”
“The barista just gave me his/her number.”
“Can we just pretend this never happened?”
“I can’t believe you did this behind my back!”
“I told you not to take them back.”
“I’m not going to be here for you when they break your heart again.”
“I think my bank account just laughed at me.”
“Why is everything in the kitchen pink?”
“Did you redecorate while I was gone?”
“How long have I been out?”
“Why are their paw prints all over the place?”
♦ (felicity for Dr. Wells) - smoakinn
Send me a ♦ if your character has ever had sexual thoughts about mine. | Accepting
"Oh? Care to tell me what they are? I might have some of my own."
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“Ah, um. Typical probably. I’d say something corny and too much and you’d shut me up with a kiss. I’ve always loved the idea of that but no one’s ever...well.” She smiled. “We could work our way up. Or down.”
A/B/O starters (send one for my muse’s reaction) [mobile friendly chat version]
1- : “Why are you resisting your nature?”
2- : “I can smell it! You’re in heat.”
3- : “I can’t wait to see your/my belly swell with our perfect babies.”
4- : “Fuck! I can feel it/them moving in there.”
5- : “You’re feverish, so stop being stubborn and go lay in the nest.”
6- : “Are those suppressant pills!?”
7- : “Put the glass down. You are pregnant with my kids and I’m not going to let you self-destruct because you can’t cope with _______ ” (ex: your nature)
8- : “Look at your neck. Look at the marks I left. You are mine. And solely mine.”
9- : “Come, I’ll give you a bath to wash the dry slick away.”
10- : “What does my omega want for breakfast/lunch/dinner?”
11- : “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?”
12- : “Why do I even bother when all you do is use your pheromones to push me into rut?”
13- : “I don’t want you to knot me.”
14- : “We are bonded but not married, and your parents are old fashioned. If they find out…”
15- : “Fucking knot me already!”
16- : “I-I can’t stay when you’re… like this…” (heat)
17- : “Your smell is… intoxicating. If I stay I’m going to knot you.”
18- : “If you don’t want me to breed you, lock yourself in your bedroom. I’m taking the couch.”
19- : “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.”
20- : “Fuck! You stink of beta pheromones. You could have gone more subtle.”
21- : [ Public place ] “Stay calm. I might have just started my heat.”
22- : “Your cycle is fucked up because of all those suppressants you took.”
23- : “You’re too weak to make a nest.”
24- : “I can’t understand you alphas and omegas, smelling each other like you were meat.”
25- : “Do you really think all omegas want to be fucked by you? Sorry to break it to you, but you can fuck off.”
26- : “You don’t smell it? I’m surrounding myself with betas from now on.”
27- : “You know, I always kind of envied omegas.”
28- : “I-I want… N-no need… I… fuck… I-I’m confused.”
29- : “Your bloodline is not pure. I can’t be bonded to you.”
30- : “Alphas/omegas like you are a disgrace to your nature.”
31-: “I thought you were on suppressants?”
32-: “I don’t know why people don’t like betas. I think you’re amazing.”
33-: “Do you think I’m/you’re pregnant yet?”
34-: “You can’t help me, as much as I want you to.”
35-: “I’m bonded to someone.”
36-: “I wish you could claim me.”
37-: “Can you fuck me and not claim me?”
38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.”
39-: “I’ve gone a long time without an alpha.”
40-: “It’s been a while since I’ve fucked an omega.”
41-: “I need you to claim me as your omega.”
42-: “I never thought I wanted a mate until I met you."
43-: "I will only claim you as my omega if you love me.”
44-: “You want me to claim you, don’t you?”
45-: “Please, protect me while I’m in heat. I’m not ready to be claimed.”
46-: “I’m afraid of being claimed by an alpha.”
47-: “I don’t want to be claimed by anyone but you.”
48-: “I didn’t know I was an omega until I went into heat around you.”
49-: “Please, tie me down so I don’t do anything I’ll regret while I’m in heat.”
50-: “I don’t care if you’re also an alpha, I want to claim you.”
51-: “I’m the Alpha, you’re the Omega, I give the orders and you follow them.”
52-: “You’re my Omega, and mine alone.”
53-: “As an Alpha, I have the right to claim you, the Omega, and you know that, don’t you?”
54-: “I gotta say, you have a really, really strong scent, even for an Omega.”
55-: “Are you in heat or something? I didn’t even know you were an Omega…”
56-: “Sorry, it was just a question, didn’t mean to upset you!”
57-: “Dude, calm the fuck down. Are all Omegas this easily scared?”
58-: “Woah, so you can get pregnant by an Alpha, even though you’re like, a dude?”
59-: “Y'know, I am an Alpha, I could help you with your heat, if you want me too…”
60-: “Be a good Omega and bend over.”
61-: “You know as an Alpha I can smell that you’re ____, so you might as well tell me what wrong with you.”
62-: “A group of alphas tried to follow me home today.”
63-: “Y'know, nobody is going to know I’m your omega if you don’t mark me as yours.”
64-: “The suppressants haven’t kicked in yet.”
65-: “Do you really think this thing will keep other alphas off of me?” (ex. a collar)
66-: “Can a body grow immune to suppressants?”
67-: “You know, part of me dreads the idea that any child I bare may be an omega and have to grow up in this world while being seen as nothing more than a couple of holes to fuck.”
68-: “Everything is so fucking hot. Why can’t alphas go into heat instead of omegas?”
69-: “Just because of what I am doesn’t mean I’ll submit to just any alpha”
70-: “I got into some trouble today. I sort of punched an Alpha in the face when he touched me. Long story short, there’s a couple of officers at the door who would like to talk to you about getting control of your omega.”
71-: “I’d kill to be a beta right now.”
72-: “I don’t want an alpha.”
73-: “I don’t want an omega.”
74-: “Do you see me at all? Or am I just a couple of holes to fuck?”
75-: “If you didn’t want me, why did you bring me here?”
GENTLE PSA; the best way to interact with me is through memes. you could send that thing @ me even though i’ve posted it five months ago and i’d still answer and appreciate it. it’s hard to think up starters out of the blue unless they’re plotted, but memes are just good and gives you a general idea of what’s happening. so please, if you see a meme on my blog, SEND THE MEME.

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 5-8)
SOME NSFW
{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}
HOTEL
“The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me.”
“A man/woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge”
“You see everything when the world doesn’t see you.”
“Are we ever ready to see ourselves for what we are?”
“You will know nothing but pain. And I will be there. And you will reach out to me for help and mercy, and in return… I will watch you die with a smile on my face.”
“Ignore her/him. She/he drinks.”
“How thrilled I am to have you across from me. Not once a month, but from now on. Until the sun falls from the sky and the heavens burn in conflagration.”
“Why would I help you when it gives me so much joy to see you suffer?”
“We’re destined for something more… intimate.”
“I think everyone in the world thinks they’re either blessed or cursed. I’ve come to realize I’m neither. I am a curse.”
“Okay….kill me. But screw me first.”
“_____, I’m offering you an eternity with your great lost love. What I wouldn’t trade for a chance at that.”
“Wait, you’re banging her/him, too?”
“Control….is an illusion.”
“I will stand on my head in a skirt for a ciggy and a beer.”
“I don’t need a Batman costume to have some fun!”
“Johnny Depp likes my paintings!”
“You chased alcohol with wormwood, _____. You’re hallucinating.”
ROANOKE
“Keep your eyes open–they could already be inside.”
“This not a joke, we’re not pretending anymore.”
“It was obvious that that magic pot was messing with her/his/your brain! She/he/you was/were seeing things.”
“Man, I haven’t been this freaked out since we were in that asylum!”
“Believe me, they will find us. And if you had any brains at all, you’d get out of here now.”
“I don’t know what possessed me. Something about those woods made you lose control.”
“Where I come from, when you don’t follow orders or show up on time, people die.”
“I’m gonna tell you something that maybe you already know. But you need to hear it from my heart.”
“I promise you, I will love you always. I had so much more to give. I love you.”
“Your end shall be a merciless reckoning.”
“I came back for her/him! I’m in love with her/him, _____, she’s/he’s the reason I came back!”
“We escaped with our lives that night, but I never completely got over it. I’m not sure I ever will.“
“We are two women/men/people for whom trouble just seems to walk alongside.”
“Are you sure it’s not me you love?“
“Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?”
“I shall wear thy scalp as an animal pelt!”
“Why do guys feel the need to name their privates?”
CULT
“You are the illest motherfucker alive!”
“You’re not a hero. You’re a symbol. One I created!”
“I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die.”
“There was something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.”
“You’ll never do anything to me.”
“Your promises mean shit! You’re a fake. You don’t stand for a goddamn thing.”
“The biggest mistake I ever made was believing in you, turd.”
“I’m making sloppy joes. Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.”
“How did this Handmaid shit even happen?”
“What fills your dark heart with dread?”
“You’re the only thing that keeps me going. You are. You’re positive, and you’re optimistic, and you’re transformative, and I’m not.”
“I wish I could say my goodbyes to you.”
“Stop saying sorry. For anything. That makes you nothing. Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on.”
“Are you going to waste my time? Do you understand how valuable my time is — how much it means that I’m here doing this for you?”
“I think there might be something wrong with me. I don’t know what’s real anymore.”
APOCALYPSE
(season still ongoing, will update with new content when available)
“Are you trying to fucking poison me? This tastes like turtle shit!”
“Let’s have some burnt champagne.”
“It’s the end of the world.”
“You may never leave the building.”
“There’s no excuse for tardiness when there’s nothing else to do.”
“’Ravishing’ might be too strong a word, but this one certainly becomes you.”
“All we’re doing is waiting around to find out how we die!”
Seasons 1-4
thank you anon, fixed my tags.
Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
Bill Nye stepped up!!!
villain starters:
feel free to change pronouns/titles where appropriate!
❝ all i have to do is press this little button . ❞ ❝ it’ll all be over soon. ❞ ❝ this is what happens , hero . you get involved and everyone you’ve ever cared for suffers for it . is that really what you wanted ? ❞ ❝ aren’t you tired of it all? ❞ ❝ such excitement . anyone would think you were winning ! ❞ ❝ oh , you can run all you want ! it won’t make a difference . ❞ ❝ you really think you can stop me ? please ! ❞ ❝ if there’s an opportunity to shut you up , i’ll gladly take it . ❞ ❝ or what ? ❞ ❝ i am going to make every second of your life agonizing . ❞ ❝ and i thought i was evil ! ❞ ❝ you could just leave , and pretend nothing ever happened . ❞ ❝ join me . ❞ ❝ i’m not going to lose to you ! ❞ ❝ THAT WAS EXPENSIVE ! ❞ ❝ wanna’ know how many people i’ve killed ? honestly lost count . ❞ ❝ well, you sure took your time . ❞ ❝ i could play this game all day , but i’m a busy guy , and well, now you’ve gotta’ die. ❞ ❝ watch as your friends die , hero . watch as you fail to save them . ❞ ❝ it all started when … joking . you’re not getting a long-winded monologue . time to die . ❞ ❝ so nice of you to finally join us . ❞ ❝ i’m sorry. ❞ ❝ well , if you won’t take my generous offer , i guess i’ll just have to kill you . ❞ ❝ why won’t you just let me do this ?! ❞ ❝ tsk , tsk , tsk . such destruction . and you’re meant to be a hero . ❞ ❝ sorry , i can’t help but ruin your life . scratch that . not sorry at all . ❞ ❝ it’s … a little too early for you to be here . can you come back later ? ❞ ❝ that’s … my nemesis . do you mind ? get your own ? ❞ ❝ oh , wow . we’re at my favourite part ! unfortunately , it won’t be yours . ❞ ❝ i’ll crush you ! ❞ ❝ offer’s still open . it’s not too late to join me . ❞ ❝ how many people will you kill just to get rid of me ? ❞ ❝ what’s the worst possible death you can think of ? asking for a friend . ❞ ❝ you’ll never avenge them , ___ . ❞ ❝ oof . nice punch . but you should never bring a punch to a gun fight ! ❞ ❝ what are you doing here ?! ❞ ❝ why are you trying so hard to save them ? i don’t understand . ❞ ❝ you tried so hard … and it was all for nothing . ❞ ❝ i’m not… dying here ! ❞ ❝ you ever feel like time’s running out ? me too . that’s why i have this lever , makes the fleeting moments a lot more fun . ❞ ❝ sorry - you’re too late ! ❞ ❝ don’t you realize what you’re doing ?! what you’re stopping ?! ❞ ❝ i realized there was more to this world than i’d ever thought possible . that there was a shred of happiness to be saved … and that i wanted to destroy it . ❞ ❝ you really hate me more than you hate them ? ❞ ❝ how many people have died because of you ? ❞ ❝ i’m so TIRED of you interfering ! ❞ ❝ oh ? but you haven’t even seen my wild card yet ! ❞ ❝ ah, blood red sure does suit you. ❞ ❝ it’s not over ! it’s not over until i say it’s over ! ❞ ❝ how… ? i don’t understand . how did you stop me ?! none of this makes sense ! ❞ ❝ you know , they really can’t shut up , can they ? ❞ ❝ ah-ah-AH . watch your step , hero . my hand just might … slip . ❞ ❝ don’t you have anything better to do than foil my plans ?! ❞

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)
SOME NSFW
{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}
MURDER HOUSE
“I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.”
“It’s been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.”
“You got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.”
“There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much.”
“I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! I miss my mother!”
“You’re gonna regret it.”
“We wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great life…”
“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.”
“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.”
“Hi, I’m _____. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”
“What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?”
“I’ll wait. Forever if I have to.”
“Drink this. That’s it. It’ll make you forget.”
“You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.”
“I got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?”
“That girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..”
“I’m not some silly schoolgirl/boy. I’m a woman/man. And I matter!”
“Something has changed in you. Towards me. You’re distant, cold.”
“Close your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.”
ASYLUM
“Me? I’m a beacon of compassion.”
“All monsters are human. You’re a monster”
“There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.”
“You have no idea what it means to have lost you.”
“Come on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.”
“You touch me again, you will die.”
“That’s how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.”
“Rest up, dear. You’re going under the knife in the morning, you’ll need your strength.”
“Put that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.”
“You know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.”
“I’m goddamn plucky, remember?”
“One day, I’ll bury you.”
“I am tough. But I’m no cookie.”
“And you were so drunk, you couldn’t find your way home.”
“Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”
“The times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.”
“It’s the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.”
“God always answers our prayers, _____. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”
“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”
“I broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.”
“Hell, I’m the Queen/King of Candyland.”
“I know everything. I’m the devil.”
COVEN
“You wanna be my slave tonight?”
“I give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?”
“You’re weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”
“Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.”
“Follow my voice. We’re all here waiting for you.”
“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more than a headache.”
“Do me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.”
“Players only love you when they’re playin’.”
“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”
“Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?”
“Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?”
“I’m not scared of dying. I’m scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.”
“If he’s/she’s dead, it’s probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”
“You can’t drink or fight. You’re a little bitch.”
“It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it!”
“You’ve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.”
“Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black.”
“It’s too hot, my frickin’ vagina’s sweating.”
“In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”
FREAK SHOW
“My talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but you’ll have to get over it if we are going to work together.”
“You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.”
“Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?”
“Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!”
“I tell you, sometimes I can’t take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.”
“You’re a miracle worker. You’re my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.”
“You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.”
“I’m gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.”
“I think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps you’d like to come inside?”
“You are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.”
“Let me take your pain away. Replace it with love.”
“You’re stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.”
“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”
“I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.”
Seasons 5-8