Downbad

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

Selfshippers… tell me what your type is🌝

question: you’re participating in one of those restaurant eating challenges (like finish eight sushi rolls in an 45 minutes) and can bring one of your f/os with you to help. who are you bringing and why? 🎤

an annoying and overused joke in a fandom suddenly becomes 1000x more annoying if it’s about your f/o (bonus points if it alludes to a ship with them you don’t like or mischaracterizes them for the sake of the joke)

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.