clorox huffing whore

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I suck tongue when making out

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

My nipples are cold…. You should come put them in your mouth ☺️

they should invent a father you can forgive

I highly recommend being outside in slightly less clothes than you think you are comfortable with

need to be fucked stupid like, face smashed on the mattress, drooling incoherent mess

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

and for the lady, perhaps a man who knows how to make you cum?

theres a big conspiracy theory going round that you can be horribly flawed and also genuinely loved. crazy if true