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“What’s it all about? Only Victor Mature’s hairdresser knows for sure.”

#and he was literally gay #myfag

#LOOK AT HER!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!!!!

#sending him to my Chamber of Eternal Torment to Atone

#lets all jump off the bridge from Head (1968)

#look at this evil creature wtf

mike nesmith: hi ru

rupaul: so mike, are you cruisin'?

mike: you bet i am :-)

(the other judges laugh, unsure whether or not he knows what definition of cruising is being referred to)

rupaul: okurr the theme for tonight's runway is mama nanTUCK-it so lets give some yeehaw slay for our resident cowboy

(camera pans to mike who smiles sweetly, he's *very* high)

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rupaul: so mike what do you think of this first look?

mike: i think its very um.. yas? is that the word? or uh- uh slay? i think she looked nice. the look reminds me of when i begged to dress in drag for an episode of the monkees, i was a princess and i looked so beautiful my character's name was gwen and it was my favourite episode of the show. the show itself was so crazy because we were a tv show that became an actual real life ba-

rupaul: okurr mike slay girl anyway lets get to our next contestant