Things to say after hiccuping:
• what was that sound?
• what's happening to me???
• this isn't the real me
• I promise I can change
• I'm sorry you had to hear that
• the next one will blow your socks off
• the next one will blow your tits off
• it's not always like this
• please I need to do this
• do you have a fucking problem
• do you want to get closer
• don't watch it hurts when people watch
• do you know a doctor
• can you help me
• I'm scared
• this hasn't ever happened before
• this is my first time
• I'm doing it on purpose now
• does a girl with a 5 note average deserve this?
• you can't help me
• I need to do this alone
• this is my burden to bear
