THE STANK IS REAL

The spadefoot toad has a parotoid gland that will secrete a peanut-butter-scented substance that causes sneezing and burning eyes in anyone who touches it.

This is my 16 year old cousin, Cody. He pretty much a younger version of myself, except he’s good at playing guitar instead of fighting games. Ladies 15-17, this handsome young buck is single and needs a pretty rad chick to talk to. His Tumblr is smellslikehorse Either hit him up or hit me up for his number/snapchat. Sooooooooo yeah, I guess that’s it. I basically raised this kid, so I better not catch a bitch trynna front.

HERE IS THE FIRST EPISODE OF DoonieAndTheMoose. HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT AS MUCH AS WE DID. 

“I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian had passed.” -Ron Swanson