The Pact

important personality test: mario kart main, gas station order (candy, drink, chip), animal you were obsessed with when you were 8, lightsaber color, and lastly: vampires, werewolves or dragons?

Absolutely love how pre-DSOTM Pink Floyd where just kind of fucking around making songs about bikes and gnomes and whatever the fuck Ummagumma was and then as soon as 1973 hit they were just like "man, life kinda sucks, doesn't it?"

we need a tumblr holiday where we all blog like absolute cornballs

how can people not like cats. they literally have little paws

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

it's funny to me that in the original idea for pluribus vince gilligan intended for it to have a male protagonist but then he was like i really wanna work with rhea seehorn again so he made it about a lesbian instead. more writers should be doing this if you're considering writing a man stop what you're doing and make him a woman immediately

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

The first two are my favorites....🤭🤭But they're all hysterical!! 🤣🤣