Val?

you're literally me except i don't look like you or talk like you or relate or

It's not that time of the year again.

Centrist media when i bash their heads against the wall until they fucking die (it's ok because i said doing it was bad)

skull issue

I die but come back as a ghost. Turns out the ghost realm is exactly the same as the alive realm and overlayed on top of it, i have to keep going about my normal job while my corpse lays on the floor.

That's it, you've people have stood on my way long enough, I'm making an account called smallposting-mega-archive