What the fuck

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

who wanna come over and have floor time

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

they literally know what's going on,

fruitful endeavors…