BUT FIRST, THEY MUST CATCH YOU

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

looking at the Women's Pro Baseball League team rosters as a waterfall of drool cascades from my mouth onto my desk

I'm so glad that we're essentially establishing a nature preserve for the world's most powerful small-town tomboys. it's what we need right now

I am not exaggerating when I say that at least half the player profiles on the WPBL website are like "Francis John Carabiner grew up in Frogdong, Georgia, where she was the first woman to play on her Little League, high school, and college baseball teams." I'm so glad for their sakes that professional baseball came calling and they can all quit their welding apprenticeships.

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

So cute, I love it!

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!