i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

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i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

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I WANT THIS GIVE ME IT
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its like.. the best thing ever

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me: you know what i could go for right now?
friend: dick in your a-
me: dick in my ass
they really love their hotdogs

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*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now
“Wait…how did he do that?”
I really cannot deal with this 😭
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I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???
Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.
Nature really got it’s own crazy shit goin on

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