Stuck in the Middle

*  A MIXTURE OF PROMPTS FROM THE SHOW CHARMED, SEASON 4-6 , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

❝ Sweetie, it’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❞

❝ I don’t understand why magic can’t fix this. ❞

❝ There’s other magic, magic that we’ve used before. ❞

❝ I just thank God that I didn’t lose you too. ❞

❝ We lost our sister. How can we ever understand that? ❞

❝ Can we at least bury her in peace?! Is that too much to ask?! ❞

❝ Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Damnit! ❞

❝ You sure don’t recognize her from anywhere? ❞

❝ But somehow, we got to find her before nightfall, or else… ❞

❝ I don’t want to do this anymore, okay? It’s over! ❞

❝ You can tell them we buried their precious Charmed Ones when we buried our sister. ❞

❝ How am I? Are you kidding? Do you guys not get the news up there? ❞

❝ Why didn’t you come before when I called after…? ❞

❝ I’m not allow to tell you now, just like you’re not allow to see her.  ❞

❝ Why did they put us through so much for it to end this way? ❞

❝ Are you insane or are you just plain stupid? ❞

❝ What the hell is the matter with you?! ❞

❝ Isn’t it obvious by now that our only destiny is to die? ❞

❝ Your destiny still awaits, she says. There’s a reason for everything, she says. ❞

❝ You’ve caught us, congratulations! So what are you going to do about us, shoot us? ❞

❝ It was the only thing I could think of that rhymed with ‘undo’. ❞

❝ I’m angry, um, I’m confused, and you know what, this, this is just crazy! ❞

❝ It’s kind of hard to heal myself when I’m knocked out. ❞

❝ Three years together, and now you’re asking these questions? ❞

❝ I wanted to find out who I was, I didn’t want to find out I was a freak. ❞

❝ This is none of your business. You’re an assisstant, not a social worker. ❞

❝ That’s because you’re too cheap to make me one. ❞

❝ I guess blood’s a little thicker than evil.  ❞

❝ Two witches and a half-a-demon does not the power of three make. ❞

❝ If it’s the Source, I’ll just ask him to come back later. ❞

❝ Evil got the Book of Shadows, ‘oh no’ doesn’t quite cover it. ❞

❝ See, now, this is what I meant by over-reacting, it’s just that I.. ❞

❝ What? Why-why… why… Why would you think that?! ❞

❝ You stole our sacred book, so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself? ❞

❝ I’ve been watching you ever since you were a baby. ❞

❝ Do you have any idea how much this would cost in the salon? ❞

❝ Will someone please get me back to the ocean before I suffocate? ❞

❝ Look I am not a common goldfish. I cannot ignore the call of the sea! ❞

❝ Oh please, please. Somebody help me. ❞

❝ Okay…I’ve had enough. Your treatment of me is shocking. ❞

❝ No,this is not happening. This goes way beyond stalking. ❞

❝ What do you mean, didn’t you come on your own power? ❞

❝ Oh, my goodness, don’t tell me you’re already interviewing nannies. ❞

❝ No offense, but, uh, aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞

❝ Can someone please tell me how I got in a coffin? ❞

❝ I don’t wanna chat. I got problems here. ❞

❝ I can’t believe he’s doing the “look at at me I’m a good guy” routine on prime time. ❞

❝ I’m sure that it’s just all this arguing that’s got the baby upset. ❞

❝ Okay, vanquish demon first, kill husband later. ❞

❝ Wait, how, why… Why does he have my pregnancy symptoms? ❞

❝ Think what you what, I think my niece is a genius. ❞

❝ A good marriage consultant would’ve swapped our powers? ❞

❝ Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts. ❞

❝ I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing. ❞

❝ See this is why I don’t want to talk to you about this. ❞

❝ Just because you’re an angel doesn’t mean you can’t kick some ass now and again. ❞

❝ I’m just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser. ❞

❝ Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie? ❞

❝ I’m wildly popular and the money’s pretty damn good. ❞

❝ There’s a cherry pie cooling on the counter and I will be on my cell. ❞

❝ It’s herbal tea. I’m on a natural high today.  ❞

❝ I think somebody’s trying to drive me crazy. ❞

❝ Desperate demons call for desperate measures. ❞

❝ We don’t need to go looking for trouble. Trouble comes to find us anyway. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna use our relationship for leverage. ❞

❝ Apparently he’s trying to scare away all of my dates. ❞

❝ We’ll just hang out for the next million years or so, no problem. ❞

❝ It’s drawn to you, just like you’re drawn to it. ❞

❝ I said, “I love you too.” As if he said “I love you” first, which he didn’t. ❞

❝ So wait, you told him that he loves you before he told you that he loves you? ❞

❝ What? I’m being ridiculous? There is a demon in the playpen. ❞

❝ I still can’t believe we vanquished its mummy. ❞

❝ Why did I come here? To get picked on? ❞

❝ Wait, do you have to leave so soon? Can’t I help? ❞

❝ I didn’t go back to betray you, [Name]. I went back to save you. ❞

❝ It’s all about power, it’s as simple as that. ❞

❝ If I can’t save you, I swear to God I’ll stop you. ❞

❝ You’ll just have to hope the power of two will work, won’t you? ❞    

❝ You usually do something very final, if you catch my drift. ❞    

❝ Why not take advantage of him while you can? ❞    

❝ I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth. ❞  

❝ Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? ❞    

❝ It’s a really, it’s a really good thing. It’s not a bad thing. ❞    

❝ I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen!  ❞    

❝ I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback. ❞    

❝ Oh, well, you know, I’ve been meaning to call you but, you know… ❞    

❝ I don’t understand your wiccan ways, but I’ll try. ❞    

❝ I can’t tell you that, it could change the future in even worse ways. ❞    

❝ How do you know that you haven’t already changed mine? ❞      

❝ Well, whatever it is it obviously doen’t happen until after you’re born so save it.. ❞    

1. The nights get ridiculously cold in the dungeons during the winter, you see. Sometimes not even the warming charms seem to cut it, so if everyone brings their blankets down to the common room and they sleep next to each other for body heat, no one needs to know that.

2. Horror stories told by the bloody baron under candlelight are a tradition during stormy nights. He even promises that one day, he might tell them just how he got bloody.

3. Slytherins don’t play ‘muggle’ games, absolutely not, specially not on Saturdays with a bottle of fire whiskey. So if you ever see empty bottles that you think might have been used to truth or dare or spin the bottle, or if you ever see a monopoly or dungeons and dragons box, you are imagining things, obviously.

4. Sometimes, if you ask nicely enough, the mermaids will agree to make small ‘theatrical plays’ for you and your friends. So be kind to them and enjoy funny and dramatic ‘pirate’ stories.

5. One particular night that they’ll never, ever talk about again, is when they were drinking fire whiskey and drank past “having a good time” straight into “getting emotional” and then proceeded to talk about how sad it made them that all houses seemed to think they’re evil.

6. “Guys… am I the only one who doesn’t like Professor Snape?” “oh thank fuck it’s not just me.”

7. “The half-blood fifth year brought muggle sweets.” “Muggle sweets?” “Try them. These Reese’s are the best thing I’ve ever had.”

8. “Let’s make a bet on what stunt Potter will pull at the end of the year.”

9. Someone once suggested that every Slytherin should take a shot whenever Draco complained about Harry. No amount of hangover potion could make 17+ Slytherins get out of bed the next morning.

10. A few boys and girls found out about an LGBT+ meeting club the Hufflepuffs were holding. So ever since then, Hufflepuff and Slytherin LGBT+ members meet up every Thursday at 6 o'clock.

11. The Slytherin common room always smells incredible. The Hufflepuffs give them ‘scented candles’, you see.

12. Planning trips together all over Europe. Fulfilling those plans during the winter and summer holidays.

13. Slytherins don’t prank you with moldy cheese or explosive artifacts. Oh no. You make a fellow Slytherin mad and you won’t find your robes or your skirts next morning. Someone will pull on your feet while you sleep.

My name’s Panda, and recently I did a reread of Harry Potter. It just sucked me right back into the fandom, so here I am! Anyways, I’ve always thought that Harry should have been a Slytherin. For many, many reasons. I believe that if he hadn’t been influenced by Hagrid and Ron, he would have definitely been sorted into Slytherin! But alas, that’s a rant conversation for another day.

-They’re the reason your 10-year-old child can play blackjack and shoot a bow and arrow

-“No cussing around the kid!” “Oh shit, sorry”

-“Don’t tell your mom I gave you chocolate”

-“I got them 28 Christmas gifts, is that enough?”

-“A bully at school hit me!” “Well I’ve never beat up a 9-year-old before, but I will now”

-“I would rather fucking die than miss that school play”

SNAPE TAKES A SHOT!!