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nothing makes me love Murray more than

I SHALL BEND IT LIKE THE TRUTH

#sly cooper #murray #the absolute madlad

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Hey guys let's make a Sly Cooper fanfic, one word at a time. I'll start:

Murray

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Ran

Down

the stairs

to

the

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7-Eleven

And

Slammed

His

Coin

Into

My

Mouth

When

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He

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bought

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Three

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Icee’s

And

Slorped

Passionately

Then

To

Punch

Sly's

crotch.

He

saw

A

Mask

And

transformed

the-goddamn-plant-monster

Bentley

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Into

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a

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Magical

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Fairy

Meanwhile

Arpeggio

and

Carmelita

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Hit-the-woah

But

Suddenly

Neyla

Exploded

man i’m just gonna say it

If there’s never another piece of official Sly Cooper content ever made again? Fine. Legitimately, that’s fine! I still have the original games, and I still have the profound impact they’ve had on me as a creator. I’m not about to lose that - in fact, I probably can’t. So if my all-time favourite thing is confined to three very above average Playstation 2 games, and a small fistful of other stuff, I’ll live.

But this years-long fuckin dance

of “Guys, guys!! Sly Cooper is coming back!!!! We just need to wait a little bit longer!!!!!!”

is exhausting.

Like any grieving parent, all I want is closure. Stop telling me there’s going to be new Sly Cooper content. Let me mentally and emotionally adjust to his passing, please.

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Me every time a new Sly Cooper-related thing is announced:

slycooperconfessions

biggest mood

slycooperslut

#dont #sly cooper

*snicker*

dude...

dude look at how small this diamond is

pffff

#sly cooper #steven universe #white diamond #small diamond #very small

relatable

that moment when you’re eating chicken nuggets and one of them is slightly smaller than the others

and then when you give it to your friend who didn’t have any chicken nuggets so it’s overall a good day for them now

#sly cooper 3 #sly cooper #bentley #funny #meme #idk #it's been really long #finally back with some quality content

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Sly Cooper 3: Honor Among Thieves

Dead Men Tell No Tales

The Talk of Pirates

#sly cooper #sly cooper 3 #art #drawing #funny #comic #pirate

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yo bird up

#funny #sly cooper #sly cooper 2 #clockwerk #clockla #mspaint #art #drawing

Lots of pretty pictures

Way too many big woids

#sly cooper #funny #sly cooper and the thievius raccoonus #muggshot

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the gang’s all here

#sly cooper #sly cooper 2 #funnymemes #art

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Sly Cooper 3: Honor Among Thieves

Rumble Down Under

#sly cooper #sly cooper 3 #carmelita fox #funny

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Honestly I can’t explain this.

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Have you tried putting on the 3d glasses provided in the game manual?

#sly cooper #funnymemes

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has this been done before?

#sly cooper #sly cooper 3 #mgs3 #big boss #funny #gif

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