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“ Day two-hundred and six, still no sign of other dad, I’m starting to question if other dad ever even really existed. We’re starting to run out of Lunchables, but thankfully we still have an excessive surplus of Sour Patch Kids, at this rate we can maybe make them last another couple hundred years. The other day dad told me he wanted to leave me in the dirt. I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck he meant by. Hope is slowly dwindling… ”

“HE SAID W H A T.”

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sensory

“ Killjoy… ”

“I’m surprised you can smell A N Y T H I N G with your nose shoved so far up your OWN ASS, Tom!”

“Sure I do! I have plenty of space in that big GAPING hole in your pathetic life that you’ve been trying to fill up with lonely, cold, wet hand jobs to some P OO R WHORE’s audition tapes in your mother’s basement!”

miracles are real