very real and very random bonten hcs
+ takeomi coughs so fucking loudly AND snores like he’s about to chun up a lung, even after koko threatened to hide his lighters and “put them damn cigarettes down”
+ actually even after takeomi had his lighters taken by koko ,, kakucho came into the kitchen at 2am to find takeomi holding a cigarette in the microwave and hoping it would light
+ ran cooks. but he also thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to bake random objects into the food ??? the others only find this out when sanzu’s choking and kakucho finds a penny in his meal.
+ sanzu sticks gum on the soles of rindou’s dress shoes for fun
+ koko had to put locks on his bathroom door and get a whole key for it because the haitanis would literally just walk in with a business proposal whilst koko’s taking a shit
+ sometimes rindou will wake up in the middle of the night and remember some dumb shit sanzu pulled on him a couple days before. proceeds to steal one of takeomi’s lighters and walks into sanzu’s room with deodorant in one hand and the lighter in the other to flamethrow right next to his head as payback
+ mikey wanted a mullet like sanzu and rindou at one point . he decided to let kakucho cut his hair and it ultimately ended with mikey having the izana trim 2.0 because kakucho said it was impulsive. also koko came in and asked to shave a dollar sign into his hair and was banned from the room
+ every decision between the execs is settled by either odds on or rock paper scissors . mochi picks 4 in odds on and paper in rock paper scissors every time as “reverse psychology” but rindou’s the only one who falls for it
+ ran once made space brownies but forgot to tell koko the secret ingredient and he ate the entire batch . safe to say space brownies were banned after that
+ koko bought a nintendo wii for the hideout but it was promptly removed after rindou threw the wii remote through the tv after refusing to put the safety strap on because “it’s for fucking pussies” and let go of it during dance dance revolution
+ sanzu bought the bitmoji shower curtain one time but he hated it when it arrived and so instead hung it in kakucho’s bathroom because “it cost $15 and we cant possibly throw it away”
+ takeomi almost put rindou in hospital after he refused to let him be baby daisy in mario kart
+ mikey puts water in his cereal when they run out of milk because he cant be bothered to go to the store to buy more
+ they have a swear jar but koko’s so stingy he refuses to put any coins in
+ takeomi tried to quit smoking one time. mikey bought him candy sticks to “recreate the feeling of cigs” but ended up eating them all himself
+ sanzu puts salt or coke depending on how he feels instead of sugar in ran’s coffee
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