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A Set for all the Overwatch Characters

It seems to me that you didn’t pre-order  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition. 

Don’t give me that old excuse of being poor, I can see through those lies, A mere $60 for  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition is a STEAL, just sell some stuff, go a few days without eating, I don’t care, $60 is as cheap as 60 cents!

SO WHERE IS YOUR EXCUSE NOW, HUH?! 

I DON’T CARE IF YOU ALREADY OWN THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM, THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM: SPECIAL EDITION IS A COMPLETELY NEW EXPERIENCE UNLIKE THE ELDER SCROLLS SKYRIM IN EVERY WAY!

SO WHY WON’T YOU BUY MY GAME?!

Alright, let’s just calm down for a moment, I’m going to let you think about pre-ordering The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Special Edition. All that content for the low, low price of $60. It’s basically free! You should just get it over with and pre-order my game already.

Still not going to pre-order my game, huh? Well, guess what, there’s not really a choice.

This is what happens to people that don’t pre-order my games.

HI! I’m Ninja46464 and I’m opening up commission. YAY! 

Contact me at : [email protected] if you’re interested or message me here at Tumblr

ONLY PAYPAL!!! I ONLY ACCEPT PAYPAL!!

Thank you so so much!!!

-you hear the tap tap tap of Genji feet behind you

-“I’ve got you in my sights” *cue panicked 360s trying to see where that old man is yelling from

-“fire in the hole-” *tire noises and you do a REALLY panicked 360 trying to see where it’s coming from

-“nerf this” and it’s time to fucking book it for cover and god bless your soul if there’s nowhere to go

-“RYU GA-” *that horrible whooshing, creaking wood sound and you see hells fire as you die

-PINNED

-turrets shooting you, whether it’s Torbie’s autolocking onto you or symmetra’s slowing draining the life from your walking corpse

-“JUSTICE RAINS-” *right above you

-“DIE DIE DIE” *right behind you

-“HAMMER DOWN” *right in front of you

-“GROUNDED” *especially if a roadhog DRAGS YOU DOWN INTO A HOLE WITH HIM CUZ IF HE GOES DOWN, you go

-Saw the Bastion a second too late

-saw the TURRET a second too late

-walked stupidly into the turret four times thinking you could take it out but just giving Torbjorn a humiliating play of the game Congo

-“aw you look tired”

-“Helden sterben nicht” *the lights of hell as your demons return to you

-Mei tosses her Ult at you and you can’t run and soon you can’t even walk because there’s an icicle in your eye sockets

-“bombs away!” *GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET OFF