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Go a little fart

I know the Geneva convention don’t exist in like the faerie realm or whatever, but sometimes I’ll look at the actions of “good guys” in a fantasy book and go like ok so this is definitely a war crime

Me loading up on breadsticks at olive garden before our waiter asks me wnd my sexy girlfriend to leave for causing an alfredo disaster

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

reincarnation <3

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

Wow king this sex is really interesting can we talk about video game lore now

how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

Do you ever see some discourse float by and think “Maybe I’m not hanging out on the worst parts of Tumblr, actually”

more like hot damn, what batshit takes have I been missing all this time

That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history

thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking 

I always loved his smile at this part, never fails to make me smile

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

What happened next?

You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail