“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

i’m so sorry to all the ants i may have killed by stepping on them by accident i will never forgive myself.. you are so small and i am so big maybe in my next life i’ll be as small as you and you’ll be as big as i and we can remake the past in different shoes

look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

"omgg there's NO platonic explanation for this, I can't imagine doing [typical and completely neutral act of human affection] with my friends!!" Skill issue

Stands bravely. I actually think it's okay to tell ace people they don't need to conform and have sex if they don't feel the desire to

I've spent a good amount of time poking around in asexual circles and I've seen a common enough motif of alloromantic aces compromising with their allosexual partner and essentially say that, while they don't care for sex and don't particularly enjoy it, they feel the pressure from their partner to engage because they want to make their partner happy. You shouldn't have to compromise on something like that. The people who love you should be able to understand you and respect you. The complicated thing with relationships is that they require mutual respect and communication, and sex is far from the exception. I've read accounts of people essentially just dissociating and faking reactions just so their partner doesn't get upset with them. This is an issue for allo4allo relationships, but I find asexuals especially feel insecure about their lack of interest in the face of an allo person who loves them dearly. Asexuals don't have to "make up" for their sexuality

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

fake "secret third thing" fans when a queerplatonic relationship they can't portray as romance lite walks in