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All the heroes striking their trademark poses and Enji just stands there like a sulking child 😂

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#thats better #just be glad you were here #inferiority complex

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incorrect "The Chosen" quotes #5

Simon P: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Andrew: No, I said "Simon, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

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Underrated character post: Elam

Credit to @memes_of_the_chosen on Instagram, which is a goldmine for The Chosen memes! I check there almost every day and they never fail to make me laugh.

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incorrect "The Chosen" quote

Disciples: How long will this take?

Jesus: Could be 3, or 4.

Disciples: 3 or 4...what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Jesus: Yeah, could be five.

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he protecc

he attacc,

but most importantly,

HE NEEDS TO STOP TALKING BACC

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I’d be the disciple Jesus calls out of the boat to walk on the water and I step out and roll my ankle

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incorrect "The Chosen" quote #8

Jesus, teaching Simon P to drive: Okay, you're driving and Andrew and Matthew walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Simon P: Oh, definitely Matthew. I could never hurt Andrew.

Jesus, facepalming: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Me watching The Chosen: It’s just a show, it’s just a show, it’s just artistic representation…

John: *incredibly hot*

Me: Do not fall in love with a fictional representation!!

John: *passionate inquisitive dreamer*

Me: THIS MAN IS NOT A REALITY, DO NOT FALL IN LOVE!!

John: *cries for Jesus*

Me: DAGNABIT!!!

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