Circetalia's Worst Shark

I am, Jaiden "Slowdown" Baell, Circetalia Investigative Bureau member, specalist in the Hadopelagic Data Storm, that has been occasionally cropping up. If you have experienced any manifestations of Hadopelagic technology contact us at the C.I.B today. Additonally if you have any questions about it (or me) please inquire, and we shall do our best to educate, inform and dispell any fears about the data storm. What is Hadopelagic? (OOC: Heyo folks, @kazsartcorner here, this blog was created as a fun little way of expanding on the fluff of the Homebrew I worked on "Hadopelagic." If you like horrible squelchy technology, deep sea diving suits or strange mysteries disconnected from HORUS, check it out here! That's all.)

The drill itself seems to have some kind of advanced computing technology, not too dissimilar to advanced artificial intelligences, although the corruption of the data makes it hard to parse. Personal notes: Gods this thing is fuckin ugly. Works though, don't try and dig through a mountain though.

I've made this body my own. Bad memories, but it's also my body. I don't trust anyone's ideas on what would make me happier 'cept for my therapist. Anyway I don't do much Mech work anymore. I mostly work in an office. Continuation from this ask.

Ah, a Smith Shimano groupie. Let me clear this up for you. I didn't pick out these biomods, I was forcibly biomodded when I was in prison. Nasty place, not your regular rim lockup centre. Offically it was a community service rehabiliation centre, a place where even the toughest of cons could be fixed up and set on the straight and narrow. Now I know that someone like you has had their brain partially dissolved in SSC crap but you can probably tell where this is going. All cells were windowless, and the only windows in the prison were so fogged up you could barely tell what was outside. Three meals a day, each one a plate of what could generously be called dog food. Wet meaty slop, stank to high hell but when you're starving you eat. Routines were the same, we had gym time, regular psych checkups, medical checks and two hours of "recreational time". We got big old VR pods, you'd think it'd be some hippie shit like flowery medows where you could frolic with sheep or something. Instead you got a gladitoral combat sim and the most violent game of hide and seek you've ever seen. Well turns out the "community service" we were going to be doing involved getting modded, and the games were training. Folks would get taken into check ups, and then you wouldn't see them again for days, sometimes you just didn't see them again at all. Those who did come back ended up looking a little more like seafood, day in day out, more people kept getting changed, eventually we realised that the food was laced with drugs to make us easier to mould, that the games and subliminal messaging in them, and that the psych tests were there to check if we still remembered who we were. Got to the point where I started seeing people who I knew by name reduced to fucking animals. Couldn't speak, couldn't even walk right. Sure the mods gave us some sharp senses, but that's small comfort when you've realised your fate is to end up as an aquatic sniffer dog. Oh and even the ones who got off lucky like me? We're still fucked. I need to get my teeth pulled every month or they will explode out of my fucking jaw. So enjoy you underwater you McDaniels Honey Bustard Picked Sea Fuck Meal, I am aware my mods suck. I didn't want them, I can't get rid of them, so I'm just living with them and accepting them.

The Hadopelagic Data Storm, commonly referred to as Hadopelagic (or just Hado if you're using standard Terminal formatting). Is a reocurring heavily corrupted collection of data patterns that are capable of manifesting themseleves into electronic devices. Technology associated with the Hadopelagic Data Storm is weird, doesn't match known Harrison Armoury Gear, Voladore tech or even HORUS Pattern Groups. From personal experience the tech is messy, with lots of tumours of dark slimy material growing out of it, the dark stuff is simillar in texture to a mucous membrane, and is dotted with blisters or boil like growths filled with a glowing fluid (no it's not suitable for human consumption). N.H.Ps have struggled to safely integrate with technology and attempts to trace the origins of the data packets when they crop up invariably result in fried electronics, busted equipment and wounded N.H.Ps. Union has offically ceased tracking operations. Hado tech manifests just about anywhere with water and electricity, without much care for any other factors, civillian technology has been affected, most infamously with a nasty incident with a school, although most had written that off as a HORUS terrorist attack.