SlothParkColorado

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

Security guard discourse is a complex topic for me because one the one hand, yeah, a lot of them are wannabe cops, but on the other hand, I know from repeated experience that some folks will stroll past a dozen warning signs, climb over a clearly hazard-marked barrier, and cheerfully walk dick-first into a wood chipper and genuinely be taken by surprise at this outcome unless there's someone stationed right there to personally tell them to fuck off, so.

Some are born perverts, some achieve perversion, and some have perverts thrust inside them

they are canceling me for the way i deal with grief. also, for the infinite number of destroyed universes