[ Hoochie Mama ]

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game)

Relationship: Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna

Characters: Spamton G. Spamton, Tenna (Deltarune), Ramb (Deltarune), Elnina (Deltarune), Lanino (Deltarune)

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe, Smoking, Swearing, Drinking, Human/Monster Romance, Monster Spamton G. Spamton, Human Tenna (Deltarune), Undertale AU, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Big Shot Era Spamton, Big Shot Era Tenna (Deltarune), Addisons and Spamton G. Spamton are Siblings, Addisons are Siblings (Deltarune), Bird Addisons (Deltarune), Bird Spamton G. Spamton

Summary:

Running one of the most (if not the most) successful television shows is no easy feat; this is especially true when in the midst of war. Tensions between monsters and humans are high; what will audience members think seeing one of each running TV Time? With anxiety mounting, Spamton frets for the wellbeing of himself, Anthony (Ant) Tenna, and their business at large. If only there was someone who could help lighten his fears.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)

Relationships: Annette Birkin/William Birkin, William Birkin & Albert Wesker, Sherry Birkin & William Birkin

Characters: William Birkin, Albert Wesker, Annette Birkin, Sherry Birkin

Additional Tags: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crying, Vomiting, Requited Unrequited Love, Sleep Deprivation, Smoking, Swearing, Albert wants that cookie so bad but cannot acknowledge it nor can William, Father-Daughter Relationship, Pre-Canon, Drug Use, Drugs, Albert Wesker & William Birkin Friendship, Minor Annette Birkin/William Birkin, Albert Wesker is Bad at Feelings

Summary:

William Birkin is willing to do whatever it takes to buy himself any additional time, even if it means experimenting with some possible stimulants. Albert Wesker is none too pleased.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Relationship: Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington

Characters: Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Mike Wheeler, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Jim "Chief" Hopper, Joyce Byers

Additional Tags: Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Friendship, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Are Best Friends, Platonic Relationships, Platonic Soulmates, Platonic Female/Male Relationships, Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Steve Harrington Has Bad Parents, Parental Jim "Chief" Hopper, Siblings Eleven | Jane Hopper & Steve Harrington, Nightmares, Crying, Steve Harrington Has Migraines, Headaches & Migraines, Vomiting, Sharing a Bed, Swearing, Mild Language

Summary:

When she finally stopped moving, Steve himself laid back into the pillow and stared at the ceiling, silently processing what had just happened. He really had a woman in his bed, huh? Hell, he had a woman in his bed and he hadn’t even the slightest intentions on trying anything. Hell must’ve frozen over.

A collection of times in which Steve and Robin shared a bed.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Relationships: Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington, Steve Harrington & Dustin Henderson, Robin Buckley & Dustin Henderson

Characters: Steve Harrington, Dustin Henderson, Robin Buckley, Claudia Henderson

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Vomiting, Concussions, Concussed Steve Harrington, Post-Stranger Things 3, Steve Harrington Has Bad Parents, Hurt Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley & Steve Harrington Friendship, Steve Harrington & Dustin Henderson Friendship, Steve Harrington & Dustin Henderson Have a Sibling Relationship, Basically, Swearing, Bruises, Headaches & Migraines, Steve Harrington Has Head Trauma, Parental Jim "Chief" Hopper, Basically Jim and Claudia would adopt this kid if given the chance, Found Family, Good Parent Claudia Henderson, Nightmares, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

Summary:

Doyti do ruchki, a Russian phrase which means "arrive at one's finger-ends", or rather, to reach rock bottom.

The day after the battle at Starcourt Mall, Dustin realizes he has no clue how Steve got home after the incident–if he had gotten home at all. He decides to check in on the heavily concussed teen, along with another unexpected friend.

Authors Notes:

Not my usual Spamtenna content, I know! But I decided to throw my hat into the ring with Stranger Things. I've literally loved Steve forever and just wanted to write a little angsty fic about the poor guy constantly being concussed.

I also just really love the adults around him stepping up (Hopper and Mrs. Henderson <3).

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game)

Relationship: Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna

Characters: Spamton G. Spamton, Tenna (Deltarune)

Additional Tags: Christmas Fluff, Christmas Special, Domestic Fluff, Baking, Christmas Presents, Post-Deltarune Chapter Three, Mentioned Susie (Deltarune), Body Dysmorphic Disorder, just a touch, It is puppet Spam after all

Author Notes:

I wouldn't say I'm entirely a Spamton apologist like he still made mistakes. They BOTH did. But oh my God oh my God Spamton's downfall not being at the fault of his own ego but Tenna's AAAA Like genuinely just so poetic I'm losing my mind over this shit.

I am a believer that Spamton signed Tenna's contract even knowing he wasn't supposed to because of how much he cared about Tenna. But now knowing that Tenna was SPECIFICALLY WARNED and was told something bad would happen to Spam and his ego was so big he either

A) didn't believe it

B) was so arrogant he was convinced that he could stop / work through whatever would happen to him

Or more likely

C) a combination of both

And then strong-armed him into signing? AND THEN CHOSE THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY AFTER? Holy shit I knew Tenna wasn't an angel but MMMMM I love them so much. Wow. Spam had every right to be FURIOUS and he doesn't even know Tenna was warned.

Not to mention like following the idea of "what could happen?" And then Tenna SEEING what happened. Seeing that his stubbornness and selfishness physically impacted Spamton? Having to grapple with the consequences of his actions? AAAA HEHE

And that's not even unpacking the fact that Battat cared about him too. He figured everything out.

I'm working on a new fic! Dipping into the undertale verse (Spamtenna obviously). Anyway, that leads me to say: I had some comments on how fast I post haha and that's because I actually like to write a HUGE chunk of the story before I start posting. I'm three chapters in so I'm not sure when I'll start posting yet.

I would like to formally apologize for the last chapter HAHA

Let it be known I love putting these men in soul crushing scenarios however I am a baby and the thought of either of them actually dying makes me physically ill LOOLL I saw someone being like wow what a sad ending and I was like NOO I WOULDN'T LEAVE YOU ALL LIKE THAAT

As I do not want to give any spoilers: Chapter 19.

I am SO EXCITED FOR THIS CHAPTER. I have been waiting excitedly to post it since Sunday.

Full disclosure: I'm directing a show and it's tech week so maybe I didn't read this one as closely as the others so bare with me. There was no way I was disrupting my schedule so!