sloth with nothing but the cutest intent

I made a diagram so you’ll know this is scientifically accurate.

If you could take a tour around this alignment chart with me, you’ll see the different dimensions for porn are how weird it is and how well it’s written.

Starting bottom right, we have well written and not weird. This is top tier erotica in the most traditional sense. The people are doing pretty common things, but every touch is setting off sparks and you’re here for it. Author has done what they’ve done extremely well.

Moving up to top right, we have extremely specific and weird but also well written. The author has shown you how something can be hot that you’ve never even considered before. You’re coming out of that story changed (complimentary or derogatory; the power of this type of story cannot be over stated).

Over to top left, we have specific and weird but poorly written. There are so many typos you suspect the author may be typing one handed. But the story is great in its own way because it’s a direct line to the author’s id. Sure it may not be anatomically possible, but the author is having a great time and you’re going to enjoy the ride.

Finally, we have the bottom left. Generic and not well written. This is like the same routine for the same kind of porn we’ve all read a million times before. Make a drinking game for all the cliques.

As you can see, from the evidence presented, the only category you maybe want to avoid writing is generic and poor quality. The problem is, none of us can ever really know the quality of what we’re writing. THEREFORE, given that quality is unknown, the only rational choice is to write weird and specific porn. Either it’ll be well written, which is great, or it’ll be poorly written, which is also great in its own way.

this was it LMAO

this literally is not an exaggeration

It’s also worth noting that Leon’s VA for dbd Riley McShane knew exactly what he was doing.