DIEGO BRANDO NSFW ALPHABET *ੈ✩‧₊˚
A/N: Thank you to everyone who's been giving my Johnny alphabet so much love!!! It makes me happy to know I contribute something to the fandom again lolol. I was thinking of doing a Gyro and/or Diego one and got an ask about it, so here this is!
Warning(s): NSFW AGAIN!!! PLEASE DON'T INTERACT IF YOU ARE A MINOR!!!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Alright, let’s be real, he probably sucks at it, or at the very least sucks at it in the beginning of the your relationship. Diego’s completely used to flings, and sex has always been about taking what he wants, not giving. For you, his first long-term partner, he’ll need to learn how to take care of you. As your relationship develops, however, you do start to notice him changing, like him fetching a warm towel and cleaning you without a word before drawing you into his arms.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Diego’s the type of person to say his favorite part of his body is everything, but if he had to decide, likely his hands. Much like Johnny, they’re rough and strong from gripping the reins, and he loves all the things he can to do to you with them. Whether his fingers are curling inside you, or he’s applying light pressure to your throat, he knows he uses them well given your reactions. As for you, Diego could be easy and say your ass, or your tits, or your thighs, but I think in reality he loves your eyes. They’re telling of your expressions, naturally, and Diego takes your eye contact as proof of whether or not he’s doing a good job getting you off. Also, on a more romantic note, I think he enjoys the intimacy keeping eye contact gives him. You’re the first person to ever truly see him, as corny as that is.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Opposite to Johnny, I think Diego enjoys the mess, especially if it’s all over you. To see you utterly wrecked and covered in his seed is one of his (not really) guilty pleasures, and this feeling only rises once Scary Monsters manifests. If you’re against messes though, then he has no qualms about cleaning you off with his mouth or a rag. He prefers the former though, as I’m sure you can imagine.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Fantasizes about what it’d be like to take you in his in-between form of Scary Monsters, when he mostly has his human figure, though his eyes, teeth, and hands have already morphed. However, this is something he’s yet to bring up or try, as he’s tentative about using his claws to hold you down or to him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Lots, lots, LOTS of experience. He is a world renowned jockey after all, and women threw themselves at him frequently. However, as I’ve said, these were all one-time occurrences. To have someone stay by his side and want to stay by his side for more than a fuck is surprising to him, and he is initially distrustful and inexperienced, particularly in pleasuring you. Go slow with him, but not too slow. He doesn’t need to be patronized, he’ll usually master something almost immediately after you show him yourself (TLDR he knows where the clit is I promise—).
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Superman. I’ve seen many a headcanon that will state Diego’s love of doggy, or any position where he can press into you from behind, and while I certainly think he enjoys these positions in moments of tension or at the beginning of your relationship, I believe he does want to see your face as he makes you cum. In my mind, especially with his preference for eye contact, as well as his desire for power and control, I think he enjoys this position as he can hold your legs open for him and really see what he does to you. It’s an ego boost, yes, but he also enjoys watching your face contort in pleasure. He does care for you, believe it or not, but he needs to see it to believe it.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Not goofy at all, sorry. The most you’re getting is mean remarks or teasing at your expense. Get him back by biting him or pulling his hair though, and he’ll whine all pretty and loud!
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Diego’s well groomed, and he believes cleanliness is important. The carpet matches the drapes and he keeps it trimmed!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Alright, this is a long one, so buckle up. Again, I think Diego initially struggles with the intimacy and romantic aspect to sex. He’s never had sex with a partner he's truly cared for, after all. Piling onto that is also the circumstances of his upbringing, and the fact that almost everyone watched as his mother died. He’s got a rather misanthropic and distrustful view of most people because of this. Yet, you’re someone who seemingly throws his worldview into disarray, someone who cares for him more than the fame or sex or whatever shallow matters people formerly threw themselves at him for. While it takes him a while to return your genuine feelings, he does feel them, strongly. He wants to give you everything you’ve given him and more, and even if he can’t verbally express his love, you see it in the way he holds your eye contact, or the way he’ll avoid it as he drags a towel over you, brushing messy strands of hair from your face. You feel it most when he holds you, though, as he’ll curl into you from behind, and tuck his head into your shoulder.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He’s a horndog for sure, but even before the race he had difficulty finding time to rub one out with his busy schedule. Even when he was pent up, he’d just find a woman to take care of him. However, during the race, you’re even more strapped for time, and he finds the only time he can do it is when you’ve fallen asleep. He’ll try to be quiet about it, too, but you’ve woken up a few times to his groans. Not like you’re complaining though.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Big on marking. Doesn’t matter if it’s biting or scratching, but he loves to see the evidence of your activities on your skin, and he loves it even more if you reciprocate. He’s also into degradation, but it lessens as your relationship goes on. Again, the misanthropic mindset is hard to break, but as his feelings for you grow, he doesn’t find as much pleasure in insulting/demeaning you. He won’t stop if you enjoy it though. Lastly, enjoys seeing you have restricted mobility, and will occasionally bind your hands with his belt.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Also contrary to popular belief, I think Diego would prefer more private spaces, such as one of your tents or a motel room. If he’s really pent up or stressed however, he isn’t opposed to taking you against a wall in an alleyway.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Diego really loves it when you take care of his injuries, or wash him after he’s used Scary Monsters. Sometimes, scales will still stick to his skin, or his hands will remain rough after he’s transformed back, and when you care for him gently it makes him feel like a king. He loves it when you yell about how he should be more careful, too, that really gets him hot.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
While Diego can be verbally cruel, I personally don’t see him getting anything from spanking you or drawing blood.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers receiving since it’s what he’s used to, and can and will pull your hair and (gently) push your head. However, while you are his first partner he goes down on, he’s a fast learner, and extremely meticulous. He can get you to cum multiple times from his tongue alone.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually very fast and rough, he’s a rather impatient person, and knows he can’t draw out sex for too long because of the race. For special occasions, however, he can steel himself and be very sensual, though you’ll never get him to ever really go slow. His nature as a jockey bleeds into his behavior in the bedroom, after all.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Honestly, he has a large preference for quickies considering the race, and his fast pace makes it easy. He will draw out your time together for special occasions though.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Diego’s not one for taking risks in the bedroom. He knows what he likes, and sticks to those things. However, he will likely be down to try anything should you suggest it. Just keep in mind he will be very blunt if he feels it isn’t working, and expects you to be the same way.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Diego can usually last around 2-3 rounds on an average night, though the number steadily increases as he learns to master Scary Monsters. The most you’ve ever gone is 6, and his refractory period is remarkably fast.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Not one for toys. I think like Johnny, getting you to cum all by himself boosts his ego, and he honestly doesn’t use any himself as he sees no need to. Will begrudgingly agree to try them if you have any in mind, however.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Oh he can be SO unfair. While he’s quick and can bring you to orgasm swiftly, he also knows all the signs that you’re about to cum, and will deliberately pull back on his haunches and just watch you whine and writhe underneath him. He’ll repeat the process over and over too; your begging is just too good!
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Diego’s not super loud, but he IS noisy. Pretty much from the get-go he’s growling, and as he fucks you he’ll be a mess of grunts and groans in your ear. He bites you to muffle them.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
While he does prefer privacy as I’ve said before, I do think he’d fantasize about fucking you in front of someone he deems inferior (Johnny, Gyro, Valentine) and having them watch. That thought gets him rock hard. Or, alternatively, he has fantasized about sharing you with Hot Pants, but would only bring it up if you expressed any interest in her as well.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
7 inches and cut. He’s got an average thickness and heft as well. His tip is a flushed pink and deepens in color when he’s pent up, and his dick curves slightly to the left and hits just right every time.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Diego has a relatively high sex drive, and will frequently ask to sleep with you. It’s something he was taught to expect, and he enjoys it. However, he understands with the race and other circumstances if you would prefer not to, but will usually go rougher and/or for longer as compensation the next time you agree.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
• ⁃ Diego will always fall asleep after you, even if you take a while to do so yourself. He finds it calming to watch you sleep; your peaceful expression and the slow rise and fall of your chest usually putting him to sleep himself. Sometimes, he’ll tuck his head against your chest, and fall asleep to the sound of your heartbeat.
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