slippery soapbox

ilya “my husband said no” rozanov and shane “can my husband come” hollander really are the codependency couple of all time

reading common goal and everyone is so oblivious .. woah ilya rozanov keeps coming up with reasons to go to gay bars with us. i wonder why..

I just realized…..modern au essek is the only friend w/ a car

Caleb is the only one with a commuter pass and knowledge of how to sneak everyone else onto the subway

Jester is the only one with a phone

Beau is somehow the only one with a library card but she’s got so many goddamn fines on it that even that’s in the balance

Caleb and Nott have walkie talkies for some reason

Yasha has a motorcycle that she does not have the license for 

Caduceus has neither a vehicle, phone, or library card but he does have a travel tea kettle

Molly somehow always has enough loose change for bus fare, but Serenrae help any bus these guys get on

I love that dani loves that lito liked her headshot and that hernando was the one who picked dani to be lito’s beard and because she had kind eyes 🥹

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

it's actually insane work to have buck accuse eddie in mother's boy of just doing whatever he tells him when it's been established that. yeah. he does. it's evident especially in this season. it was buck's idea to scare hen with an alien mask and who was the one that jumped out of the ambulance to do it? eddie. eddie, who eats every experiment buck bakes without complaint OR hesitation. eddie, mr adament he will not be dating anytime soon, let buck drag him out on the prowl for a hookup with no intention of actually hooking up with anyone. we all know buck convinced him the black eye was not an excuse to skip out on the auction but to use it as an accessory. eddie went a different route than planned because buck suggested it. he does what buck tells him and more. he invited shannon back into christopher's life after his conversation with buck, he broke up with ana after buck made him see reason, he confessed to kim because buck convinced him to. he's the only other person (besides buck) who dressed in the 80's theme for chim's bachelor party because buck. said to. and it was a joint costume. he let himself be doused in perfume to attract and catch bees because why? buck. buck tells him to dad up and he fucking does. even when buck's not trying he's the reason (allegedly). buck's the reason eddie joined an illegal fighting ring, is the reason eddie changed his will, is the reason he forced himself into a relationship with marisol, is the reason he blew up his whole life, is the reason he stopped being friends with someone, is the reason he jumped off a bridge. god it really is the "eddie makes everything about buck" show isn't it?

who wanna come over and have floor time

i’m normal about grace petrie’s entire discography